A date in three parts ✨ 1. Spring at Somerset House 2. Bacchae at The National 3. Sweet gifts at Sea Containers

On why those who see us are, in fact, patrons of the arts 😘

It took doing my tax return to realise that I’ve been Saint for an entire year! And what a year it has been! I have a feeling this next one is going to be extra specially decadent 💫

Spa days are one of my favourite gifts

A spooky season author rec for other companions: Mona Awad 🥀

If you’re paying me in cash, a really easy way to make a difference in your community is to get an extra £20 out the cash point and give it to a homeless person. It will make you feel good AND I’ll fancy you more! Win win.

Chauncey Bradley Ives turned marble into wet silk in his 1880 sculpture, Undine Rising From the Waters.

Daydreaming about this overnight 💭

An evening with the patron saint of indulgence (me)

Men’s shirts no skirts oh uh uh oh

POV: you’ve booked me for a duo

Hi, it’s me, your spiritual awakening 📷: @atglamourlondon

Calling this a surrealist French manicure

As a great poet once said, “I’m blue da ba dee da ba die” 📷: @atglamourlondon

A love letter to erotic cinema: https://t.co/2Hp5n9mDIe

I love feminisation so much. Gender rules are for breaking baby! Let me dress you up and mess you up and get both of us covered in lipstick 💋

Me and my main squeeze (the sea)

Why gym and swim when you can spa and bar?

Look I know how this sounds but what’s the best cocktail to drink when you have a cold?

Book the girl before she and several other companions move to the south of France to start a lesbian commune