FROM WAY DOWNTOWN. Sometimes you need to call an audible when the coverage is wack.

Oh my god yes get nasty. I’d fuck the braids and warrior paint off that avatar bitch.

Do girls hide their clits in the same place the Middle East hides WMD’s?

Just moved into new apartment. No furniture yet. Yes this is a dog bed I’m laying in. And yes I already jerked off in it. Questions?

Yeeeeeeesh good fucking god. Put a warning on the live next time😭

My gf gay as shit and retarded and makes me wanna just die

Every time I see a group of 5 or more young black dudes at the airport I automatically assume they’re on their way to a basketball tournament

Got so drunk Saturday morning that I woke up in a wheel chair at 8pm

How it feels to be a Detroit sports fan the last 15 hours

I started jerking and half way thru realized I had no towels or nothing in my room. So I just nutted in my empty Taco Bell bag that I finished a couple hours ago. (It’s currently 4:07 am)

Girls could see their dad blow his head off with a shotgun and proceed to say “ugh I’m overstimulated”

Just bit my lip so hard while eating on a Panera and didn’t realize how bad it was bleeding. Now I have blood all over my shit and have to go back to work

I’m at the airport

I hope the Chinese put this on her dad’s fyp. #gaysonin4

REPORT: per my sources, Mr Kowalski has gotten the paperwork started to send Maddie to Liberty University. The flames will burn.

Yesterday I like lowkey shit my pants tbh

Just saw a video of some dude getting some head while holding a gun to the broads head. Time to stop scrolling the timeline

@knoxnews

This is what I expect when a professor says a test will be straightforward. #liars

Patiently waiting for the Damon Jones and Terry Rozier Celebrity pick em parlays to drop for tonight’s slate.

Forget the second tower. THE WHOLE SYSTEM HAS BEEN HIT