paul singman
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🏌️♂️🎶🏋️ It's a fool Who plays it cool By making his world A little colder
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Joined December 2015
if your hands don’t have any callouses, you’re doing it wrong.
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A society/government without any mechanism to target corruption specifically is doomed.
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More important than the merits of an investigation/lawsuit is the how it’s determined when an investigation/lawsuit can be started (and apparently where).
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Less than 100 years ago the only way you could hear music is if it were being played live. Sad world.
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Since you've asked 100 times, yes, now I do trust this computer.
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The most nerve wracking click on an iphone is X-ing out of an accidental voice memo.
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My desire to not waste food I bought often supersedes my desire to stay skinny.
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In case you were wondering, Chrome does not have a built-in default keyboard shortcut to open a new tab immediately next to the current one.
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.@zoom needs a "raise hand and I want to say something now" and a "raise hand and I want to wait until the current topic ends" differentiator.
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There are two types of hard boiled eggs: 1. those that peel easily and 2. those that resist peeling with every fibre of their being.
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Whether or not to wear boxers under a bathing suit was one of my biggest childhood concerns.
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Never liked how the pots and lids are counted equally in a "X piece set" of cookware. Same goes for Tupperware.
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And whoever decided that I could view song lyrics on mobile Spotify but not desktop deserves none.
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Whoever chose the little noise outro appended to shared TikToks deserves many yen.
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They say time warps when 1. You first see the love of your life and 2. In 30 min work meetings.
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I’ve never found the “1 Tbsp” that many recipes call for to preheat a pan with adequate.
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Couldn't round up to 250? https://t.co/nkefIdMk0L
Taylor Swift's 'The Life of A Showgirl' earned 249.99 million first day streams on the global Spotify chart. The second biggest album debut of all-time, only behind her own double album 'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT'.
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