-I’m accepting mixing and mastering clients right now. -pretty soon will be able to record bands in the twin cities. -looking to record some clients in omaha early october if you’re close. hmu.

been referring to my cats as dumbass 1 and 2 these last few days.

dude is slormpt

wow for someone who just moved there she’s really getting a hang of the Norwegian accent! Also what pretty green eyes you have!.

just learned rucka rucka ali is israeli and it all makes sense now.

yves learned a new trick yesterday it’s called “jump into the pipe on the ceiling and get my ass stuck between the pipe and the wall”.

when the entire conflict could be resolved in a 2 second conversation and it never happens. literally every personal conflict in umbrella academy is like this.

RT @bikkomine: I have never been one to beg online but I think I’m finally at the stage where I need to ask for as much help as I can get.….

i reckon rural nebraskans being afraid of omaha is much funnier.

RT @seeunextautumn: the sweetest girl u know spends all her time tweeting abt how evil she is.

yo girl show me how that pussy meep.

some musicians should get the sex offender treatment where they arent allowed within a few miles of a recording studio.

paying for parking is fascist.

I'd genuinely love to know why 60% of meter spots have a gay ass bag over them that says "no parking". it's obviously a fucking parking spot the city designed why tf is it covered up. why is the city car to parking spot ratio always artificially 10:1?.

I see you have never paid $5 for a bread sandwich before.

grungler final boss.

job applications would go sooooo much faster if they believed me when I say I'm not a disabled military vet the first time. Why are half the questions on job applications completely redundant?.

yo if you have video or pics of me vibing at the board last night plz send.

it’s approaching august so i’m on another animal collective kick

can someone send me that south asian body wash that makes bugs fuck off?.