𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗇𝖾𝖽 - 𝖩𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗉𝖾𝗋

Juniper doin’ some hot spring yoga. He can bend into 𝙖𝙡𝙡 different shapes.

Discarding his clothes on the snow, June sauntered over to the spring— he tested the water with his toes before gently slipping into the water with a soft moan as the warm water thawed his muscles. “Mnnnfffph.. Oh yeah— Simon can kiss my ass, this is worth skippin’ work..”

“Oh? The hot springs are empty?.. Huh.. ” Juniper looks around the secluded spring for a moment before setting down his towel, slipping off his overalls, then peeling off his boxers with a a sigh of relief. “Hnf.. a hot spring skinny dip sounds amazing..” ~

S-So, you’re uh- 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐞?? Ahem— I mean.. that’s interesting.. h-hah.. you must have some.. intense ovulation cycles too huh.. 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 I could help with that?.. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝘸-𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯! you know.. condoms are so unreliable these days.

Juniper knocks on @geekililmouse’s door, the roo jumped back and licked his hair back as he tapped his foot nervously on the ground. “Okay June, it’s just a meet.. just a meet..” He definitely didn’t intend to come with a box of chocolates and a sunflower bouquet.

The IRS is gonna think Juniper is laundering money to @Coffee_Shep considering how much sweet black gold he chugs on a daily basis. The lil’ roo is spending damn near half his apprentice wage at the cafe on artisan croissants and caffeine loaded beverages!

Totally snuck into the shower with @sultryroo and is currently on his knees behind her, absolutely chowin’ down on her coochie.

Juniper is the kinda boyfriend that’d wear through a hoodie before giving it to you, that way his scent is fresh in the fabric.

Oh? His workout routine to get his curves? Sadly his figure is genetic. Sorry~♡

He needs someone to play split-screen with.

His fur is far too thin for this bloody climate. The roo has to wrap himself up like a goddamn arctic explorer when he goes outside for normal errands. Apparently his fur will grow thicker over time, but trading an Australian summer for an Oregon winter is a sharp change.

Juniper discovered the little baskets outside the workshop, he took pause as he inspected the clear care and effort that went into the treats. He picked the both up, face beaming with a pleasant smile as he called out to Simon. “Bossman—the cute panda lady left us some treats!”

💭 “Oh?! I can 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 bend into all sorts of shapes..”

Juniper is out for his morning run, dressed in tight thermals that left little to the imagination. Sure it looked provocative, he just preferred as little resistance as possible when engaging in cardio. The roo always stops at the park, spending time stretching into yoga poses.

𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦.ᐟ.ᐟ 𝖳𝗌𝗄- 𝖭𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗒 𝖨'𝗆 𝖺 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗋.. ~♡

He’s totally peekin’ on @LadyCedany. He was raking her yard how could he not catch a peak through her window?!

Juniper is having another one of those nights where he just can’t get comfortable enough to fall asleep. He sneaks into @sultryroo’s bedroom around two in the morning, crawling under the covers with her and nestling his chin on her shoulder. Finally, he’s able to get some sleep.

Juniper looks over @sultryroo’s shoulder as she stands by the oven, watching the store-bought pizza cook slowly in the oven, he poked her back-chub and wore a cheeky smirk. “Ya know, if ya want a husband sis, ya better that working on home cooked meals~” He likes teasing.

You drink protein shakes and take zinc for gains at the gym. Juniper drinks protein shakes and takes zinc so his loads are thick n’ creamy. We’re not the same.

The sneaky roo is hiding from his family in @xkalopsia’s yard, taking a lil’ nap under her tree.