Daphne Rosen
@daphne_rosen
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the REAL Daphne Rosen. Your 47-25-47 former pornstar.
Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
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Sexy ass pic of me at the AWESOME-est site
http://t.co/CWUMja5l
(visit & download away). I got to pretend I was tall.
http://t.co/zNxW8qJB
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Who would have thought that it would be the one on the left that would make the prudes more angry
http://t.co/iSvmZo6w
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Hanging out at the Sidelines at Century Link Field. Seahawks kicking ass on Monday night!!!
http://t.co/WAvGfGTK
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Right now, front row, 50-yard line. You can probably see me on TV. Go Seahawks!!!!
http://t.co/8EqolGER
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Echo Valley was world-class, I miss her. She lives on, though, as cover girl of Seattle's "The Stranger" newspaper.
http://t.co/I48J8FS6
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Tom Brady hurt his nose, the Seahawks can't score from practically in the end zone & I utterly failed at this Instagram
http://t.co/OMPiSAx0
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Darth Tommy Wiseau - Episode I : The Room / Star Wars mash-up:
http://t.co/hcV1Fjit
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@youtube
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Stock tip: Invest all your money in Fakeblock. I have a good feeling about that company.
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I'm a HUGE "Hunger Games" fan. Check this out, see if it changes your view of it: Deep Secrets of Hunger Games Exposed:
http://t.co/CJaKEopY
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Check this video out --DaphneJeans.com model J-Brev interview
http://t.co/5rzraI7
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@youtube
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Check this video out -- The Whitest Kids U' Know - Pledge of Allegiance
http://t.co/rVVjT91
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@youtube
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Walking around Wallingford with Felicia Clover. I just realized that we're 94 inches of ass on just 120 inches of height. We're 75% booty:0
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a candid I'll post on my OFFICIAL Tumblr page:
http://www.DaphneJeans.Tumblr.com
(follow me)
http://twitpic.com/5byd88
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All my thoughts are with my home town of Boston. Bostonians are super strong but still...
#prayforboston
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How dare Obama confuse Jedi with Vulcans. It's the worst thing any President has ever done ever. What's next, Batman's part of the Avengers?
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Happy St. Patrick's Day -- because you don't actually need a liver.
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Finally saw "The Avengers" ---- BEST. SUPERHERO. MOVIE. EVER.
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I wonder if Clinton still likes the curvy Jewish girls.
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My B-day is coming up! To answer your questions, my Amazon wishlist is here
http://t.co/XfPWRE66Dr
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Dailymotion - Daphne Rosen and 43 inches of White Ass - a Sexy video
http://t.co/Ni3Frzw
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@Dailymotion
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A barista today said she was a fan of Psych. I thought I was the only fan of Psych. So now there's 2 of us. Gus 2016.
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Just saw the Joe Flacco "I'm going to Disney World" commercial. I am considering going to the top of the Space Needle and jumping.
#Seahawks
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It took a couple of days but I am learning to cope with the Seahawks loss. I need a hug.
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Eat turkey, boo the Cowboys and be Thankful. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!!
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I'm in Santa Clara, where the 49ers play. I sense a great disturbance in the force.
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It's so cold outside. My nipples are as hard as adamantium ripping through my bra. Call it "Nip Snikt!"
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I'm not just a pornstar, I'm a teacher. Here's a lesson on how to booty shake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfSavQsYs9U
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Shabbat Shalom, bushkins! Stay cool if you can but never stay horny.
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Here's Ashley Haven's face just so you can see how pretty she is. (She's more than just killer legs and ass...lol)
http://twitpic.com/5vvo2e
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I'm practicing my "how-fast-I-can-pick-up-pliers-with-my-feet" skills.....just in case.
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I don't know if it was the 13 hour filibuster or if it's the pubes hairdo is growing on me but Rand Paul is suddenly sexy to me.
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I'm going to go old school. Instead of saying "Google it" I am going to say "Alta Vista it"
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I'm going to Emerald City Comic Con tomorrow. NERD-gasm, especially for Chris Claremont.
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Lots of hot women here in SanFran. I wonder if SanFran has any lesbians...lol
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If J.J. Abrams messes up Star Wars, I'll disappear him to a mysterious island.
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Porn may leave the Valley. Move 2 New Hampshire, only state it's legal. Pornstars saying "harder, harder" with New England accent is awesome
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My boobs make it really hard to go shoe shopping.....and actually see the shoes I'm buying.
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Check this video out -- Jon Stewart Bashes the Media Over Ron Paul
http://t.co/cYkK2Ja
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@youtube
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Yes, the Seahawks lost but you know that when they scored THAT touchdown, you were thinking "Dynasty in the making." Anyway, Go
#Patriots
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Carmella Bing's retired but I didn't know she's preggers. Seen her on MySpace. She's extremely beautiful pregnant. All the best, girl!
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Merry Christmas. May Santa give you everything you want and more.
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Kansas City, please don't get excited about Andy Reid, he will only break your heart.
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The sun is out! The sun is out! Fellow mole people, let's go outside!!!
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Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas? I tried to leave matzah out for Santa but it didn't fool him into leaving me any gifts:(
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I'm so thrilled so many of you are enjoying Me & Summer Sinn getting Down n' Dirty with each other. Big Boobs r Fun;)
http://t.co/2YArnJqT
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So how long before LL Cool J stars in the Christopher Dorner movie?
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So it's the 1st full edition of
http://DaphneJeans.CO
Take a look around, enjoy, wank it, anything you like:) Write me back your feedback...
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I like the songs of "Arrested Development" the TV show almost as much I like the songs of the group Arrested Development
#ThrowBackTracks
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Happy President's Day to every President except for the last 5, Nixon and the ones from the 1920s.
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Let me address the rumors right now so there is NO confusion. I will NOT be the next Pope. Stop asking.
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I forgot what non-political commercials were like. Does Flo still work at Progressive?
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Naked bet - Mitch Daniels is Mitt Romney's VP choice or I get Twitter naked. If I'm right then YOU ALL have to get Twitter naked. Who's in?
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Happy Birthday, USA. It doesn't matter who the President is because WE are what makes America the best & the worst. So be AWESOME, Americans
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I've been entranced by the Olympics. I looked up and it's Monday already. These sob stories are better than watching "The Notebook."
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I wish I could keep you warm, New England. June will be here before you know it and the snow MIGHT be gone by then.
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The Paul Harvey ad was the best one. I feel like a farmer myself. Hell, I live in Seattle, maybe I'll farm that newly legal crop...jk
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I don't know if Santa keeps ignoring me because I'm naughty or because I'm Jewish.
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On the set with a new model whose boobs are just like Katy Perry's
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UTube axed my vid. See it at my DailyMotion channel:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xivz4v_how-to-booty-shake-lesson-1-the-basics_sexy
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Amazon sent me "From Justin to Kelly" in the mail for some reason. I consider this a hate crime.
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I just want to wish *pauses to drink Poland Spring bottled water* everyone a Happy Valentine's Day.
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I know it's only halftime but all teams should just forfeit instead of playing the Patriots at home.
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Holy Shit, I recruit some big ass White girls!!!! "Samara Mae - teen PAWG":
http://t.co/lmFaRqSO
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So busy lately. I haven't played WoW, watched porn, or recharged by "personal massager" in days.
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James Bond was beyond awesome, it was what Dark Knight Rising should've been. Great villain, action, sex. Oh yeah, and sex. And also the sex
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