I want what you're smokin! "@BestBergerEver: Here is my new video! "Vic Berger Presents Lady Gaga" http://t.co/Ss1CFGjagE Enjoy!"

"We have the courage to raise our daughters more like our sons, we rarely raise our sons more like our daughters" -G. Steinem

RT I ran into Linda Stockwell @lindasilver at the Sharper Image. I worked with her on Maniac Cop 2 she looks great. She's happily married.

These damn smoke detectors... Why can't they just take AA's like everything else??!!

Whenever a thing is done for the first time, it releases a little demon. - Emily Dickson

Sometimes, I don't bring my A game. I bring my B game.

Hey! Check me out in the premier episode of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! http://bit.ly/buWV5e (you may have to upgrade flash)