My critically acclaimed EP is out now. Here It Is - EP by Danny Kean https://t.co/WUTDSvLXqg https://t.co/OyVfOtAyU9 https://t.co/1W1UTqhTux #SundayMorning #MusicMonday#NewMusicFriday

I pop on here every few months. Aunt EM really ruined this place for me as I don't get to see anyone with whom I've had the pleasure of interacting over the years. Seems like they don't see me when I pop on either. But if you're reading this, I wish you well.

Hey Tried to post this yesterday, but not a lot of people saw it. It's been a minute, but here is my latest commercial feature. I hope all is well with you, and that you enjoy it. https://t.co/KKsnrLuhB5 #CarCommercial #CorporateDan

Hey peeps. It's been a while. I hope you are well. Here's my latest commercial feature. I hope that you enjoy it. Thanks for your support. https://t.co/YHvkPQEtOx #Chile #KiaMotors #Blind #Cars #CorporateDan

#CongratulationsElon You managed to ruin Twitter, but you won't ruin democracy.

I've met so many great people on here. I hope you are all doing as well as can be, and that you'll stay in touch with me on other platforms. I treasure you all.

It's been a minute peeps. Boy has this place fallen apart. How are you?

Today, I learned a valuable lesson peeps, Holding a glass of milk during an earthquake does not a milkshake it make.

Sometimes, a joke will come to me that is so fun and twisted, and I'd so love to share it with you but then I remember that I'm still in show business, and I like working a lot.

Amidst the chaos of yesterday's storm, I noticed that right out of thin air Katt Williams, Cat Stevens, and Kat Von D, along with Dog the Bounty Hunter, and rappers Snoop Dogg, and Nate Dogg had fallen into my backyard. It was really raining cats and dogs out there!

This was a joke, a silly play on words as I am somewhat prone to doing. But I can see that in today's political climate, it may not have read as such.

Lady's restrooms Squatters welcome.

Why is it called a campaign slogan, and not a run-on sentence?

#FoundInTrumpsBible A mean recipe for Cheeto dip

#Concert #Music #Live #NYC #LongIsland #ComeSeeMe

I considered installing a Chuck E. Cheese style play-pit in my backyard for the neighborhood kids to enjoy, But I didn't have the balls. #BadPuns #SeeWhatIDidThere #YouKnowYouLaughedThough

True story: When I first quit drinking, I felt a lot like Wayne Gretzky, I "missed all of the shots I didn't take."

#MondayMorning #MondayMood #MondayMotivation #NewWeek #NYC #LongIslandLiveMusic #Concert

I'm pretty sure the teller at my local bank is desperate to hook up with me, Every time I go there, I hear her say to her coworkers, "I need to get that guy alone." #DadJokes #BadPuns #SeeWhatIDidThere #Wordplay #YouKnowYouLoveIt

And then there was the time I had to place an extremely pregnant Chihuahua under citizens arrest And while my actions may sound harsh and unnecessary, in my defense, that little bitch was about to litter. #DadJokes #BadPuns #SorryNotSorry #DidYouMissMe

Hey peeps. It's been a while. How have you all been? Has this place fallen apart yet? I've met so many amazing people on here, it would be great to hear from some of you.