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bronwyn | 🇨🇦 | 23 | #1 final destination 2 lover
Trifid Nebula
Joined May 2020
how it feels to play bob dylan in the car and that loud ass harmonica comes in
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doing a slight vaginal surgery on myself rn. much similar to the bimonthly ingrown toenail surgery one must perform
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my brother’s gf is so sweet she got our mom a lego poinsettia
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this was so funny bc i’m sitting in the living room eating cheesecake and she’s like “okay bronwyn we have to go to work” WE???? i don’t even work there.
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staring at people shouldn’t be considered rude. is it such a crime to use my eyes
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little kids are so funny like my niece loved the mac and cheese i made so much that she ran to the living room to tell me like 3 times and then crawled on my lap to beat the hell out of me. like you’re 5 why are you beating me up
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they got missing persons reports pinned up in the kitchen
It is now socially acceptable to eat steak with your hands. You’re welcome America
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we have the heckin pupperino redditors have too much freedom and now look at what they’ve become
A letter has been sent to The Academy asking them to consider awards for animal actors in acting categories. The letter was signed by Indy the Dog from ‘GOOD BOY’ “I have been deemed ineligible for the Best Actor category. Apparently, I am not a good enough boy for you”
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dumped 200 spiro pills in my water bottle and let them dissolve into the 5,000mg testosterone blaster
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just put this mustard mayonnaise buffalo hotdog to the back of my throat #gluttony
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i don’t understand sexual attraction to billy idol. in a vampire movie he would be my gay slut vampire friend who gets burned to death in the sun by the male protagonist who seduced him out of the vampire castle he and i live in platonically together
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i lowk love referring to myself with male pronouns but only when it’s for comedic purposes
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*most well known bands
The best Rock Bands in history according to Rolling Stone magazine. Who’s missing?
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