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need a distraction?! today’s #toshshow guest makes reading erotic so if you are listening at work and get a boner or whatever girls get, don’t say i didn’t warn you. #spicy #ya #sexualtension #penetration #nsfw #earporn #readingisfundamental #theireyesmet https://t.co/b0kbWu6zex

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the suspense over whether or not milton killed my parents is killing me! let’s check in on mom during this #toshshow hurricane emergency pod. #bingetheweatherchannel #stormsurge #protectthishouse #dadsfishingpier https://t.co/qNYNUyuShQ

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on today’s #toshshow you learn what kind of man i am when it comes to cars… the kind that knows to hire a real man/woMan to fix them. #greasemonkey #iwanttogofast #rotatethetires #pimpmyride #wiperfluidislow #tinker #ev #tirepressure #brakepads https://t.co/Zqbf9Ab3eX

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today’s episode of #toshsow promises to be the most unrelatable sode to date, so buckle up!! even i can’t afford some of the nonsense today’s guest is pushing #onepercent #luxurytravel #megayachts #sainttropezisoverrated #elitism #coffeeenemas #fancyman https://t.co/XJ3fayl8Ed

being humble is one thing, this week's #toshshow guest not even knowing that he's in the guinness book of world records is a whole other level #greatrecognizesgreat #mountaingoat #cliffhanger #elcapitan #freesolo #vanlife #professionalathlete #yosemite https://t.co/Gatey2Kw0B

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i don’t use the word hero lightly and i won’t start today. but if you see a helicopter heading toward an accident, it might be today’s #toshshow guest. #flightparamedic #criticalcareparamedic #gettothechoppa #blackhawkdown #reno911 https://t.co/OqR4SmoHWX