Daniel Kelley
@danieltkelley
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EIC, @FTNFantasy. I have 3 novels (which is insane) and also 3 kids (which is driving me insane). I’ve been in SB Nation, PFF, Washington Post, Observer. He/him
Lexington, KY
Joined August 2009
• Find cool stat.• Write it up into a tweet.• Include a typo that makes you look dumb.• Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Just go get ‘em all, Colts. Something will work out.
Each of the three openly disgruntled players - Micah Parsons, Terry McLaurin and Trey Hendrickson - now has requested a trade at some point this summer or off-season.
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If you can get to Minnesota and can get the ball 60’6” in two bounces or less, you might be able to join the Twins bullpen.
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Carlos Correa's stolen bases by year is hilarious: 14-13-2-3-1-0-0-0-0-0-0. It's like he tried it and decided "Nope, not for me, done with that.".
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All right then.
BREAKING: The Minnesota Twins are trading shortstop Carlos Correa to the Houston Astros, sources tell ESPN.
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Harrison Bader joins his fifth team in the last three seasons.
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The Bengals cut Zack (4) Moss (4) just to sign Noah (4) Fant (4). That's right, I'm bringing this asinine bit back, 7 years later!.
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I worked 1 day at Cracker Barrel. Had first-day training, tried the food, etc. They gave me my first-week schedule and had me on for 52 hrs. I was in college! I had told them 25 max! They said there was no wiggle room, that's training. I thanked them and they never saw me again.
Did you ever ghosted a job? Like, one day, just never come back? . The Kinkos on Bancroft in Berkeley is still waiting for me to come back after I bounced one day in '87. Just couldn't take fixing those damn copiers one more time.
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We have absolutely lost the plot on everything.
Amazon is backing an AI-generated streaming service. • Describes itself as the 'Netflix of AI'. • Lets users type prompts to generate scenes or full episodes. • Can create content from scratch or build on existing IPs. • Disney and other studios are in talks to license IPs
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Making this kind of personal bet about the *Jets* is a level of depravity I didn’t previously know existed.
If the Jets are the 27th or worse team in football in 2025 I will tattoo Dov Kleimans logo onto my face.
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Did the Giants get more for Tyler Rogers than the Twins got for Jhoan Duran?.
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That … seems expensive.
And the Mets paid a very hefty price for Tyler Rogers: right-hander José Butto, outfield prospect Drew Gilbert and right-handed pitching prospect Blade Tidwell are headed to San Francisco, a source said. @Joelsherman1 had the full return.
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New name at the top per D(K)VOA
Look who crashed the party 🥳. Commanders above the 49ers & Chiefs in Super Bowl odds 🤯
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I’ve been advocating for this for years. I don’t want it to be the norm for fantasy, but I absolutely want to play a league like it some time.
The greatest idea for a fantasy league format I’ve ever seen - the “no losers” league. If your player’s team loses their actual game that day, they score zero points. Your starts and sits every week also effectively act as game picks.
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The boys heard "I Want It That Way" and keep singing it, except "Tell me why" and "I want it that way" are the only lyrics they know. It's like "Tell me why! Ain't nothing but a good game. Tell me why! I know that there's a place to stay. I want it that way.".
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We have tickets to Jeff Goldblum & the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra at the Ryman . on Sept. 7. I'm really good at getting concert tickets for the opening of the NFL season.
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