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@danielmsalve
daniel
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the last thing your tweet sees before i like it
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RT @jakewoolf: Woke up to a real feel of 54 in New York City
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What do you want to know?.
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RT @zoeloveshouses: just remembered that fall is coming soon and my will to live is returning. i can’t wait to eat homemade soup every sing….
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5 hours
clocking into my shift at the long day factory.
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“Oh I’ll remember your name next time, you come here every other day”. meanwhile ive never seen this person in my life.
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i hate being so distinct looking because I get clocked as a “regular” after visiting a place like twice.
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saw a man wearing a red checkered flannel and a waxed twirly moustache
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@danielmsalve
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2 days
hoping my wait till the last second gambit pays off. so far it’s 100 dollars cheaper than when I checked months ago
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@danielmsalve
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3 days
IF I DIE DELTE MY CHATGPT ACCOUNT D ONOT LOOK AT THE CHATL OGS.
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3 days
ive been training my whole life to leave draw overs on other people's play blasts.
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3 days
one weird consequence of spending my entire adolescence on the computer is that I have better handwriting using a mouse than I do with an actual pen
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3 days
the weather this morning was incredible can we just call the summer early and do this for the rest of august and September ?.
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3 days
no one ever talks about the late summer blooms
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@danielmsalve
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4 days
It begins
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@danielmsalve
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4 days
I can’t wait for Gen Alpha to tell me to “stop wearing barrel jeans” because they make me look too “zoomer”.
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@danielmsalve
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6 days
I’ve almost stepped in the same dog poop 3 days in a row now.
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@danielmsalve
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6 days
LA mfs say shit like "I got invited to a black academia ice cream social" and act like its completely normal.
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@danielmsalve
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7 days
RT @SOPROSOCIAL: I feel like fat Lana.
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@danielmsalve
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7 days
every hour should be golden hour.
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8 days
RT @hopes_revenge: when I see your posts . for a fleeting moment our eyes meet. our unconscious shadow-worlds intertwine in a beauti….
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8 days
RT @social_actavis: being a zillennial is great because i’m not cheugy or brainrotted. in fact im nothing at all.
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