My mum, my gran and my aunties went to bongos bingo and Samuel L Jackson is there?? Is that real? I knew he was in Glasgow but why of all things he went to bongos bingo in SWG3??

While you’re being whipped into a frenzy, he’s on holiday. While you’re told to hate Muslims, he’s happily spending time in Muslim countries. While you’re shouting in the streets, he’s eating well, travelling freely, and enjoying life. Ask yourself one simple question. If these

Do You Think this was the biggest mistake in the history of mankind

It’s no even the highest point in the picture never mind England

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cas.fulleditmode 😭

I keep saying I can’t wait to get the baby out of me so I can have a proper nights sleep forgetting I will have a screaming child to tend to

Pls stop I hate it it’s making me angry

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

nobody me in the mirror:

obsessed with the customers confronting the event organiser of the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience. I'm shaking!

Me liking all the Willy Wonka and Kate Middleton tweets

A memory from 13 years ago popped up but I’m sorry 35 POUNDS to see @justinbieber are u joking wtf that’s crazy

How to people choose their babies names wtf it’s so hard

I can’t believe I need to start wearing actual shoes now I’ve only wore Birkenstocks since April but my toes were about to freeze and fall off this morning

Naw the power cut I can deal with but don’t I have phone signal!!!

Me being pregnant except I’m rarely sick but the nausea never goes away endless nausea for 3 months

I’m so glad my dog doesn’t give a flying fuck about fireworks he just sits and watches them then goes for a nap

What is he has an actual heart attack at his sentencing and everyone’s like right fuck up

Olivia finding she’s instantly up for eviction vs finding out she can win a way to save herself #bbuk

I took the wee badge off put it and left this in the wee self scan cupboard and then I left Tesco my mum has just found it almost 3 years later still in the cupboard 😭😭😭