This week marks 22 years of me yappin’ on your car #radio

Just in time for them to leave, DIA. Thank you, @SpiritAirlines

It’s a whole vibe

See ya over on #Threads!

All set for my @casabonitaofficial Cliff Diver audition! @ 99.5 The Mountain

Got this ticket in the mail. However, during the time listed, I am 100% certain I was in the middle of driving down from Denver to Black Forest for our 20th high school reunion. Emails to the court have gone unanswered. I smell a racket, @CityofCOS. 😡

MY PIEROGITIVE: Burglar breaks into apartment just to steal a bag of frozen pierogies.

Beautiful day for a wedding! Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Cranmer. #WeddingDJ

I’d be so mad if someone texted my seat number to the “disrespectful fan hotline” just for fun and got me tossed out of the stadium again...

I'd be so mad if my jean shorts sent me to the hospital with a life-threatening wedgie...

I'd be so mad if I was yawning and a stray acorn fell into my mouth...

I'd be so mad if I was stabbed for not flushing the toilet...

I'd be so mad if my museum security guard got bored at work and drew eyes on my prized expensive painting...

I wish President Biden had addressed the ongoing karate problem in the valley. #SOTU

After 17 years, the cubes and the junk are gone from the 11th floor! #renovation @ Audacy Denver

Netflix’s epic new superhero drama #JupitersLegacy comes out this Friday! Win a $500 American Express gift card by going to https://t.co/wgqYm5loMV and tell us what makes your mom a superhero. No legend lives forever. Jupiter’s Legacy premieres on Netflix this Friday!

Want a great snack? Try #Peatos! #JunkFoodWithoutTheJunk #Delicious #MadeWithPeas #BetterThanCheetos @PeatosBrand https://t.co/1Yoge8ChCE Use Code “DANHARDEE” for a discount.

New ways to listen to @995themountain and @965WCMF!

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You never know what gems you’ll find when you wander into the radio station’s promotions department. @JeremyHubbard