Dana Smith
@danasmithcomedy
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If you don’t want pain then don’t hang with the Dane Stain
Joined September 2015
This made me giddy
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SKIT OR DIE happens at 9:00pm over at YouTube. https://t.co/R800ZBCrQO
#livestream #LiveStreaming #SketchComedy
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I used to about fantasize how great I would eat with endless time for cooking and meal planning but turns out I just really like bread.
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S/O to LinkedIn. Still trying to get me those business connections even during a global pandemic. They know that my business dealings won’t wait for anyone.
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I bet all the people with their “plans” and “goals” and “direction” for their “lives” are feeling pretty silly right now.
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Just watched Minority Report, fun fact, almost no minorities in it.
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Don’t miss @unfamous, @ivandecker, @timgrayrulez and @danasmithcomedy shtick-ing it to one another in “Gimmicks & Should They Marry” airing today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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Hey Rep. Cheney, I see from your dead people comment that you get your news from Facebook memes, but the National Constitution Center + Newsweek are just two of many places where you can clarify your misunderstanding of the history of the 22nd Amendment:
newsweek.com
She said the Constitution had to be amended to stop Roosevelt from being reelected. Some Twitter users disagreed.
We knew the Democrats let dead people vote. According to @AOC, they can run for President, too.
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You mad bro? 😂
Fox's Tucker Carlson has a lot of thoughts about @AOC, including that she "is a moron and nasty and more self-righteous than any televangelist who ever preached a sermon on cable access. She’s not impressive, she’s awful.”
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When the going gets hard the bizkit gets limp - @freddurst
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"It's much less gross when you know it's an egg." -Dana, on the smells at our airbnb
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Friends, Morning (Friday) is Jummah, the weekly day of worship for our community of Muslim friends and loved ones. Be there for them. Check in. Perhaps extend a kind gesture at your local mosque. There is so much fear and hate. We must negate it with active, courageous love.
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My best and favourite jokes taped LIVE in front a LIVE’n’LAUGHIN’ audience comprised of YOU please!
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