it’s an absolute songs about jane sunday.

the world if the housewives weren't allowed to be on social media and instead had state sanctioned Bravo employees running their accounts for them

What do you want to know?.

yeah or else a gay 26 year old will focus group a response.

cb2 stands for cracker barrel 2.

the ub40 song ‘red wine’ came on while i was drinking a glass of chilled red and then i said “chillllled reddd wiiine” and everyone laughed and laughed.

i get the devil wears prada and 101 dalmatians confused.

imagine jen shah rejoins the cast of salt lake city and mary immediately tells her "you smell like prison".

a lot of locker room talk on gay twitter….

these even fatter ai versions of me are actually so hot

dems proudly depicting gavin newsom as a bret easton ellis villain who kills for sport as a means to connect with joe the plumber is actually something i did have on my 2020 bingo card… i didn’t just fall out of a coconut tree etc.

i’ve had enough of this turkey.

Chile Protective Services.

nothing better than scratching your back with a fork.

love after lockup actually.

club chalamet would soar on reality tv in a dance moms style ensemble.

seeing that clando is closed but walking into it anyways

it's very hard to elaborate on twitter but janet is actually out kristening kristen.

the world if google maps had a scenic route option.

for the last ten years every time i take a shirtless selfie i’m like “this is gonna be a great Before pic”.