POOR MAN WITH MONEY (Alexander The Giriama)
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Duke of Kilifi | Chairman: Kilifi County Sherehe and Soft Life Committee | IR & Diplomacy | Photography | Tweets are for fun | Retweets ≠ endorsements.
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You was a Pharmacist until the real Pharmacist walked in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kama mtu anataka kuzaliwa akiwa paka aseme tu!
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How can you afford to get fat when an estimated 2.1 million Kenyans are facing starvation?
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My Mom will be undergoing surgery in less than 30mins from now. I just pray that it all goes successfully so Momzy can get back to her jovial moods🕯️🕯️🤲🤲
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Wameru fanyeni mchango mumregeshee hio 200M yake yenye msichana wenu aliiba tafadhali please 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Kilifi Governor Gideon Mung’aro to ban the sale and consumption of Muguka/Miraa in the county citing its detrimental effects.
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This is not a flex, it's pettiness. If my client is comfortable with communicating through smoke signals then smoke signals it is!
Be flexible!
I dont know why clients like communicating through whatsapp. Mi naeza kaa wiki sijaingia green app
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Me whenever Njambi is about to visit Kilifi:
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Mjamaaa alijua anaenda majuu akaamua Ku divorce mrembo wake na mapema. He didn't see a future with her
King moves 😂😂😂
Good morning from the other side, nimeingia ivi kuona uncle zangu tuchapiane kidogo.😅 Have a good day and lovely week ahead folks.
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Mamen you're the most blocked upcoming musician in the whole world 😂😂😂😂
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McKenzie was born in Ukambani & moved to Malindi (1995-97) to live with his sister who was married to a Mzungu husband. He started working as a taxi driver at Palm Garden Taxis until '03 when he opened his first church.
Sasa hii "born in Malindi" ni Babako alimzaa? Kumbavu wewe!
Pastor Mackenzie was born in Malindi at the Coastal region of Kenya. He became an advocate for exclusion of education among his followers.
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You could have corrected him without posting this bs hapa ata wewe. Anyway, tumejua unaombwa kazi. Pumzika sasa.
This is how Gen Z asks for job vacancies. I don't even know her/him.
Does it hurt to even make a little introduction of yourself🤦♂️
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@United4fans
Ozil at 26
✅ World Cup winner
✅ LaLiga winner
✅ 2 FA Cups
✅ 1 DFB-Pokal
✅ 71 assists for Real Madrid
✅ Beat Messi to assists
✅ 200 career assists
✅ Scorer in Euro semi finals
✅ World Cup Golden Ball nominee
Bruno at 26
✅ Been compared to 31-y-old Mesut Özil, LANES!
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Hahahah I lived with Derrick in Parklands and I know for a fact this whole thing was scripted. Huyo mans hupenda clout sana especially huko MKZ🤣🤣🤣
Mnakumbuka ule dem alikuwa anatusi Taxi driver? She has apologized.
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Mnasema Abel Mutua hafai kuitisha mchango wa mazishi because he's loaded and he has monied friends? Enyewe hii wokeness yenu hukuanga ya upuzi sana. Hamkuangi kwa Whatsapp groups za mazishi? It has never been about the money, but solidarity with the bereaved family. Maumbwa!
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Tf?? The noise is unbearable tbh. This is unacceptable FR FR.
Anyways, you have such a beautiful home! Are you looking to adopt a 29- year old bouncing Giriama boy?? One with that Swa-Giri accent innit 😍😍😋😝😝🔥🔥
This is deep inside my house!!!!!
@NemaKenya
@NMS_Kenya
@SakajaJohnson
@RobertAlai
Now how do you soundproof a split level house & not the actual club?! What will other residents do? Will they also soundproof the whole street? Turn down the music and stop parking at my house!
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Huyu Njambi nae lazma nimpee soft life. Mungu ajibu maombi tu.
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The morgue attendant who sent this pic to Nyakundi should face disciplinary action. Very wrong and disrespectful to the family
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#AlafuKunaHawaMadem
wanapenda kupost pics na caption "crushing on me, I'm my own
#WCW
, self love😘😘". Well I hope mumeanza kujiwekea mahari 😂
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Someone offered me a job as their PA coz the current one is unprofessional. Unfortunately, I declined the offer because of other commitments but I suggested to recommend a friend who I know has been job hunting. Turns out my friend is the incompetent PA na nilikua nimemwambia🤭🤣
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@gatwiri_c
Hostel tuliishi na swimming instructor wa NTTI bt he would come home very late. Cheerful guy, would buy us jaba/drinks. Wiki flani kuna wezi kama 9 walimadwa Pango/Ngara. Day moja akanishow anahama mtaa, niingie kwake nichukue anything nataka hadi nguo. Ndio akanishow he's a cop.
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My Mumamaz is finally setting up a business she's always spoken about passionately and I'm so proud of her. Huu mwaka umeanza vizuri kwetu na mzidi kutuombea
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@mnyamwe7
My G, chorea hii maneno tafadhali. Huyu amekua aki mind her business lately. Follow back and DM me tuongee kama mandugu 💪
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Maybe ujinga ina run Kwa damu ya family yenu. You cannot blame your Uncle's stupidity on Coastal people bana.
uncle yangu mcoasti naskia hakuna siku alipata above 2 kwa insha😥😥 my grandmum got depressed.
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A friend relocated to the UK about a month ago and has never posted anything indicating that he relocated. In fact, he posts old photos and videos of him in Malindi where he used to live.
Ingekua Mimi nimesafiri yaani 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Naisha bana 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pia wewe you need to move on sasa. You can't be talking about what your ex decides to do with her man all the time na ukianza kukujiwa unasema sjui "the issue is in court."
You're clearly getting boners from the lil attention she's giving you. Tafuta Shiko mteremshane, it's 2024!
After 2yrs and a new lover, creating a platform for talking big nonsense about your ex every week doesn’t sound like moving on… kwani that person was a legend? 🤣
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-Finally changed careers and started doing something I had been planning to do for years.
-Learnt new skills that have helped me settle in well at work.
-Moved to a new town and got a better job.
-Made and met unbelievably amazing friends.
-Bagged myself a trophy girl 😍😍
Last day of 2023. What’s something you’re really proud of from this year?
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Hauja tuonyesha akili because hauna
Me nipewe matako na matiti nikose kuwaonesha?.. YOU LIE!!..
the same way nikipata pesa vizuri lazima niwaoneshe!.. we MUST see this things together!..
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@itsonyinkwa
@CisNyakundi
This happens everywhere and it's allowed. Driver na PA inataka mtu you're so confident with and trust with your life.
The salary, however, is way too much for this particular PA. Hopefully she will be remunerated as per her job group.
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Ukikosa dem Mgiriama, tafuta Mduruma. They never disappoint
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You ladies look magnificent😍😍😍. Also, congratulations to your expectant friend xx.
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Guys, hua mnapeleka gifts gani mkienda kuona a 1-month old baby? Nipeeni ideas before nichome picha
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How about I give you the 7 names of the tweeps who will win the "7gifts, for the next 7 days?"
We have 7 gifts, for the next 7 days to celebrate our 7th anniversary! To win two return tickets to any of our destinations, give us
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@Pr0no
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Huyu author simu yake ina stammer ama iko na mwanya?? I ain't understand shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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