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Occultism Made Stupid. DMs closed. for press inquiries: [email protected].
denver666, co (pan, he/him)
Joined April 2020
robert eggers showed willem dafoe my display name before filming nosferatu (2024) and he was like “i see”.
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RT @RevoltoftheApes: When you kick it with .Me, you kick it with a dude .Who loves King Crimson.
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just got out of weapons (2025)…. absolutely astounding lmao. very crazy ride worth taking.
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lmfao that was honestly amazing. i was the only person in the theater so i kinda hooted and hollered with aplomb.
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took a 175mg edible and am now seated for the naked gun (2025).
i will be doing the armament double feature on monday (naked gun and weapons).
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this has to be a purposeful misunderstanding.
horror comedy, the worst genre hybrid of aaaaaall tiiiiime.
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flights are like the perfect time to hit the pen but it’s the one place you would get hit with a felony so fast if you did.
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flight is barely a third full and there is still somehow a screaming baby.
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stuck in okc with a flight delay…. missing krallice show… work at 530 tomorrow…. some serious bad news bears.
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(to the tune of all i had i gave) hey what’s up i’m dave.
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RT @BlGSTUPlDBABY: No one thinks it's funny when I say "makes me wanna relapse real bad" in a Jennifer Coolidge voice.
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