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@damiengalt
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This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity. So, I don’t know, you might want to wear a hat.
ON, Canada
Joined February 2011
GPS: In 800 metres, use the left lane to take M11 Me [out loud in an empty car]: I went to school with an Emma Levin. Wonder if it’s the same girl.
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Ah, summertime in Canada! That can only mean it’s time for a massive @rogers outage 📱🚫
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Had “Eye In The Sky” stuck in my head since 5AM. Pretty good song but it’s starting to upset me. Has anyone had any luck in suing 80’s prog-rock bands? I’m not looking to ruin The Alan Parsons Project financially. I just want to send a message that this sort of thing is NOT ok.
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May your furnace of Yuletide spirit stay lit, and may your snowblower drive belt of goodwill towards all mankind never snap. Merry Christmas.
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They can put a man on the moon, but I can’t get a fucking pair of pants that will stay up. I feel like a comedian from a silent movie.
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I find listening to really boring guitar helps me get to sleep. You’re welcome.
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I’m getting really fed up with TV shows where the characters get texts and we’re expected to look up from OUR phones to follow what’s going on.
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Just because I haven’t posted for a bit and I have a new gold friend in my collection 🏆
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My digital bathroom scales just wished me a happy birthday and then told me my weight. Make up your mind!
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Just wear the damn jersey already. You lost the right to express your personal views on the field when you cashed that big fat cheque. You’re bought and paid for. Simple. You’re getting rich playing a game. Don’t like it? Start your own league.
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Walking through the mall just now and I made eye contact with a naked mannequin. Super awkward.
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I would’ve thought that of all the words people might not understand because of my accent, TEA would be the least problematic. It’s basically a single letter. Big thanks to @TimHortons for making me feel like I come from another planet.
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