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Dave Merlino

@damerlino

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Screenwriter/ Director - Supposed to say I won the Industry Insider Contest, but I don't brag. (wife snorts derisively) Director of @apachebluesfilm

Spokane, WA
Joined November 2010
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@Scriptapalooza1
Scriptapalooza
17 days
Scriptapalooza TV winners announced https://t.co/v5H0BTsdsX
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Dave Merlino
24 days
My favorite moment of the #superbowl was when Patriot and Seahawk fans came together in solidarity to boo Logan Paul on the big screen.
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Impact24 PR
1 year
Learn about the @ApacheBluesFilm: Welcome Home documentary, from directors @damerlino and @DustinSweet, and what makes this film so unique! #GetThatMovie #ApacheBlues #Director #BehindTheScenes #BehindTheCamera #Film https://t.co/N7NUVQDJKR
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Dave Merlino
2 years
Took a break from here for awhile while I worked on something pretty great. Looks like it was worth it. #Oscars #documentary
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Dave Merlino
5 years
Check out our latest episode of the Know Their Story podcast talking with Sergeant Tracey Cooper-Harris about how we can better serve our veterans. #podcast #veterans https://t.co/Rfa3DHVmM7
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Dave Merlino
6 years
Quarantine Log: It has now been six days since I stepped foot outside the house. So not much has changed really.
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Dave Merlino
6 years
Daughter: Do you know where the nylons are? Me: Do I look like I know where nylons are kept? Daughter: No ... Me: Good talk.
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Dave Merlino
6 years
Costco clerk looking at my cart so overfull that it looks like I played Jenga to fit it all in: Do you need a box today?
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Dave Merlino
6 years
How do I get my doctor to put me on one of those medications that list weight loss as a “side effect”?
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Dave Merlino
6 years
All these remakes and reboots that nobody asked for yet we can’t get a Macgruber 2? Seriously, wtf?
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Dave Merlino
6 years
It seems that some shoe designers’ color palate is, “What did my throw up look like?”
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Dave Merlino
7 years
How to edit in Premiere Pro: Copy, Paste, Save Ripple Delete, Save Cross Fade, Save Delete Cross Fade, Save J Cut, Save Import Clip, Save Cut Down Clip, Save Color Correct, Save Save Again in case the last save didn’t work Render Save just to make sure
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Dave Merlino
7 years
The older I get, the more I relate to this guy.
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Dave Merlino
7 years
Anyone who says, “Easy as pie” has never made a homemade pie crust.
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Dave Merlino
7 years
I’ve lived long enough to go from my parents not understanding my music to now my kids not understanding my music.
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Dave Merlino
7 years
I think @CaesarsPalace should open up a boutique hotel on property and call it “Little Caesar’s”
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Dave Merlino
7 years
Watching Cirque du Soleil, because I didn’t feel fat and out of shape enough already.
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Dave Merlino
7 years
I super love getting junk mail at my house for a person who doesn't own it anymore. You know, seeing as she died twenty years ago.
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Dave Merlino
7 years
I posted this three years ago. Facebook just told me I violated their community standards for sex and nudity. So here you go. Apparently this is how babies are made.
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