lizard queen
@daddyscab
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I pet a dog with usher once
Northern New Mexico
Joined June 2009
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I have never been so close to just walking out of a job as I was tonight.
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Tell me how we left/ lost all of our frying pans in the move ??? Now I gotta go thrift more and this thrift store only had ONE ???
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We got the house we wanted to rent in ABQ, and the bar I want to work at is currently hiring ??? Send me good vibes I get this gig plsssss
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It’s crazy to me that y’all be telling someone to keep their relationship under wraps when you be airing yours out at the end of each of yours 👀 Men ain’t shit 🎻
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Literally fuck Eve for making us have periods. All my friends hate eve.
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Sometimes I think about the time I was wearing shorts at work and thought I had a string dangling by my thigh from them, went to pull it and it ended up being my tampon string. Loved that for me.
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I asked Spence why Snapchat kept trying to get me to add my d*ad uncle and he went “your duncle?” Pls lock him up and throw away the key
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I bought a croissant at my local coffee shop today and the person ringing me up said “here’s your …
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Y’all ever just be hearing shit? Lately it’s been a doorbell for me, we don’t have a doorbell.
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Visiting NOVA mid/ end of May for my little brothers grad then coming back to DEN to directly move to ABQ. Gonna be a busy month and I’m already exhausted.
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I AM going to sleep in tomorrow and NOT set my alarm, cooky crazy quirky 🤪
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Also means I now will have energy to actually plan out our move/ elopement/ reception???
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I haven’t had my prescribed ad*really since the beginning of oct bc they’ve been out of stock and GUESS WHAT FINALLY GOT BACK IN STOCK BABY My house is about to be so clean
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