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2 ex-manu players saying the rules should be more lenient for manu players. 🙄 #motd
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Lol. #motd
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"David Lammy will be across this" #c4news
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I'm not concerned. #c4news
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You know, you can do interviews indoors Channel 4. #c4news
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Couple of bottles of fake tan right there. #totp
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It's well known George preferred a Curly-Wirly. #totp
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I'd love a careless wispa right now. #totp
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You'd think a company the size of the BBC would get an electrician in to look at those flicking lights. Typical BBC. #totp
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Let's not. #totp
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Guy on the piano is a bank manager and head of the rowing club. #totp
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Have you got double-glazing? No? #totp
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What a pro, gets hit in the face with a balloon and carries on like it's nothing. #totp
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Dave Angel, eco warrior! #totp
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They'll need to recruit a traitor now. #thetraitors
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Noooooo! #thetraitors
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Stephen, you wee rat! #thetraitors
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Come on, get stuck in Fiona. #thetraitors
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They're gonna ask Fiona, is Rachel a traitor... 😂 #thetraitors
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It's all smoke and mirrors... #thetraitors
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