This Valentine’s Day may be the most my heart has ever been full on this holiday. 💕 But not because I’m spending it romantically with someone. Because Tame Impala dropped the new album today. And it’s phenomenal. 🎶

I firmly believe that people who played Animal Crossing back in the day are better equipped to decorate their apartments/houses than everyone else.

Gonna tell my kids nothing because they’re not going to exist. lol

it’s so relieving to actually like what disney has been doing with star wars while also not caring what other fans think please continue to argue with each other while i sip some blue mf milk and enjoy myself

The state of Texas for the rest of the week:

It’s hard to see Jalen at Oklahoma. Like, I hope he throws for 400 yards and 5+ touchdowns every game and becomes the greatest quarterback in Big 12 history… but at the same time - kinda hate Oklahoma. Hurts.

“I’m gonna get unnecessarily bright blue lights for my vehicle and constantly leave them on bright at night - it’s gonna be sick! :)” - people that natural selection unfortunately missed

I automatically write off anyone who has more than three bumper stickers on the back of their car as a certifiable psychopath.

I was having a good day until I saw the “Cats” trailer pop up again.

Idk if I’ll ever be ready to have kids. Even when I used to play the Sims, my sims would be like “I want to have a baby! 😃” And I would just be like “Ew no those things aren’t any fun. Go pet your dog or something lol” That mentality very much carried over to adulthood for me.

Someone airdropped this to me last night before Endgame started and it’s good to know that I was in a theater with people who had their priorities straight.

Is this a shot of @TomHolland1996 trying to keep himself from spilling the Endgame beans?

@d_lang12 the worst! people from hs + small talk + pyramid schemes??! 🤢

Old acquaintance from high school: “Hey man, how have you been? It’s been a long time. :)” Me: “Oh hey! Haha yeah it has. I’ve been great; how have yo-“ OA: “So I’ve got an investment opportunity for you.” Me:

I was having a good day until I saw that Auburn made the final four and I had to decide that the entire sport of basketball is dead to me forever.

Napoleon Dynamite isn’t on any major streaming service and that’s a HUGE problem.

My mind is on a very tight playlist of shuffling my obsession with Avengers: Endgame, Stranger Things 3, and Star Wars IX lately. I don’t know if I’ve ever felt this impatient. And I don’t care.

It’s been over a decade and I still am angry that Soulja Boy was ever popular. Junior high was a hard enough time for all of us already; we really didn’t need “Crank That” kicking us while we were already down.

Energy drinks pros and cons Cons: • Bad for your kidneys • Can negatively effect the heart • Causes crashing & dizziness • Addicting • Caffiene withdrawal = headaches Pros: • They make you feel like you can shoot lasers out of your hands So, yeah, I drink them a lot.

Things I'm doing instead of hosting the #Oscars 4. Putting my head in the oven. #SylviaPlath