David Loewy
@dLoewy
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I can balance almost anything on my face.
Falls Church, VA
Joined December 2008
I made it to Dulles right on time for my flight. Then I realized my flight is leaving from Reagan. ...Fuck.
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I've either gotten really good at packing quickly, or I've forgotten something critical. Can't wait to find out which.
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Just got a great compliment from a housemate: "Every time Dave walks in, it feels like Three's Company or something."
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A great man once said, "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bananaphone."
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"Huh, it doesn't look as big on the other tables." "That's what she said."
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They say not to eat the little silica gel packets that come in shoe boxes, but they just taste so good.
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I was just handed six free tickets to see Ted Nugent at the Fillmore in Friday. Any takers?
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Toadies at the Fillmore in Silver Spring tonight. Who wants to be my concert buddy?
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Bob Costas: "Okay, we're back, but that would appear evident, wouldn't it?"
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Did anybody else notice the Noel Fielding lookalike on roller skates that might have been Noel Fielding?
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Girl in front of me in the movie theater: "If I was creating the cover art for Call Of Duty, I would draw a turd on the telephone."
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Do you think there's a market for novelty oversized communion wafers?
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Pro Tip: Wash hands between eating "Fiery Hot" beef jerky and inserting contact lenses.
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Tattoo idea for my chest: a large face of a bald man. I can change his facial hair patterns by shaving my chest creatively. Thoughts?
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