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Jennifer DeCasper

@d3casp3r

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burn calories by eye-rolling. probably cooler online than in person but my mom says I’m special so there’s that. 🖤

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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Lots of sleepless nights. Disgusting, hateful voicemails. Multiple nights of Buffalo Wild Wings for the mini. Threats. Stress pimples. Politics. And you know what? I’d do it again with this man. So honored to be on his team.
@cspan
CSPAN
4 years
. @SenatorTimScott : "We'll move on. People will forget about it. And you know what's going to happen? Something bad. And we'll be right back here talking about what should have been done...We could do something right now." Watch complete remarks here:
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Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
The @SenatorTimScott alumni looking like America. 🇺🇸✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
BOSS: I have to go interview w/ Chris Evans. ME: Uh, ok. Which outlet is he with? BOSS: IDK. America? ME: What? Why? I’m confused. BOSS: He wants to talk bipartisanship. ME: WHO IS CHRIS EVANS? -get to interview- ME: What the?! Steve Rogers? 🇺🇸 @ChrisEvans #day63of365
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Uncle Tom’s trending which means someone dared had diversity of thought. Tsk tsk.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
My Uber driver John told me he started driving because a drunk driver hit and killed his wife. The kid was in his 20’s. Drunk kids are now his nighttime ministry - get them home safe in honor of his wife. #uberLOVEstories #day228of365
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
This is also how he avoids us.
@SenatorTimScott
Tim Scott
3 years
Scootin’ past the press corps like... 🛴💨
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Miguel, my awesome Uber driver. Today I got to celebrate his 600th day of sobriety with him. 🎈 His ministry is getting drunk kids home (even when they’re heathens). He told me, “it’s a beautiful day to be sober.” #day33of365daysofgratitude
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
The whole squad lookin’ fresh.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
Team Scott watching Twitter today like....
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
I don’t care what your ideology is. You should be disgusted with the erasing of history no matter what. The silence is deafening. @TheEconomist
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Ken Farnaso
3 years
One has to wonder why @TheEconomist erased history & published inaccurate information. @SenatorTimScott , son of South Carolina & the first Black American to have been elected to the House & Senate, would like to have a word with you. PS. He won his Senate seat twice.
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Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
“I think it was the single best rebuttal speech that’s been delivered since the practice began,” said former White House speechwriter John Podhoretz. I agree. Call me biased. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
JUST PAID OFF MY LAW SCHOOL LOANS. 💵 Super excited to finally getting back to just being regular broke can I get an amen. 🙌🏽 #day142of365
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
10 months
some come for the politics and some come for the caramel apples. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
11 months
ME: we don’t have time to stop. *five minutes later ⁦ @votetimscott ⁩ spies a chick-fil-a* ME: tell them I need grape jelly for my chicken biscuit.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Biden’s belief that you’re entitled to MY vote because of my race is not why I’m a Republican. It sure does help though.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
You didn’t think we’d forget to send out a cheesy video, did you? No, of course you didn’t. 🎤
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
7 months
My first 🧵 An ode to the best campaign team - To the strength behind the strength - you are the people behind the curtain that work thankless jobs. I see your grind. I’ve always seen your grind. And I owe you a world of thanks.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
And just like that. I’m 42. 🎈
@KLF
Ken Farnaso
4 years
Happy birthday to the flyest Chief of Staff on Capitol Hill, @d3casp3r !
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
2 years
Personal news! We’ve now moved our operation to North Carolina. Lololol
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Been in the emergency room with my dad all day. Almost forgot to give thanks. Terrible horrible no good very bad day. But if you’re ok with praying blindly for a stranger I’d be thankful if you prayed for my dad. #day161of365
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
6 years
If the first line doesn’t show you how much it matters, regardless of ideology, then you’ll likely never get it. #TeamScott #itactuallymatters 👍🏿👍🏾👍🏽👍🏼👍🏻 #2ndLineIsGreatTooTho
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
No. Only our boss has the distinguished honor of never getting called by his name with his title. It’s not hard. Say it with me. Senator Tim Scott. Again. Senator Tim Scott. All together now! @smsmith81
@smsmith81
Sean Smith
4 years
Do the headlines read like this for @CoryBooker or @KamalaHarris ? Just wondering
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
One of the kids said he wanted to be a CEO and he’d be back when his company goes public. And I immediately felt intimidated and proud at the same time. ✊🏾
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
9 months
hbd to the person i like to annoy the most. well, outside of my mini anyway. 🎈 you both do a good job ignoring me.
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
This homemade humiliation is brought to you by a snow day and an 11 year old who won’t leave me alone. #idontdance #justmakemoneymoves #butnotalotofmoney #day51of365daysofgratitude
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
10 months
You get in the race for President to win. Only to win.
@votetimscott
Tim Scott
10 months
One week until the first GOP debate. It's game time. See y'all in Milwaukee.
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Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
Black Ranker. Korean/Puerto Rican Staff Director. Indian Policy Advisor. @SenatorTimScott ’s office. Where every day is diversity day.
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Would’ve posted days of gratitude but all of them would’ve said the same - thankful my dad is alive for another day. THEN: my dad died twice, had 8 surgeries, failed organs, paralysis, expected to die. NOW: expected to live because the devil is a liar. #day211of365 #imback
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Jennifer DeCasper
2 years
My last staff photo. 😢 Farewell beautiful family. I know it’s been a pleasure working with me.
@SenatorTimScott
Tim Scott
2 years
Keeping Up With Team Scott can be a full time job. I’m thankful for this team and the work they do for the people of South Carolina!
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Happy Birthday @SenatorTimScott 🎈 Thank you for letting me be me unconditionally from day one. You totally had a choice. #day259of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
HBD to one of the people I’d break the 6-foot distancing rule for. But only for 15 minutes according to CDC. 🎈 @TGowdySC
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Thankful for my 11 year old that leaves notes on my truck’s windshield to start my New Year off with some nuggets of wisdom. #day2of365daysofgratitude #wisekid #imdoingalright
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
🖤
@KitMaherCNN
Kit Maher
1 year
Ahead of the announcement, Tim Scott’s campaign manager Jennifer DeCasper tells me her 15-year-old daughter, Jac, designed a special pair of socks for him to wear.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
7 years
Even though I'm dying of embarrassment, I'm honored. Thx @Emma_Dumain
@Emma_Dumain
Emma Dumain
7 years
. @SenatorTimScott had a "holy hunch" about Jennifer DeCasper. Today he & his chief of staff are an unstoppable force
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
10 months
while i sit in my plane, you stood in defense of my freedoms. honor the honor flight. 🇺🇸 🫶🏽
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Jackson, a Capitol Police Officer👮🏾‍♂️. Met him when I was a sweet intern 20 yrs ago. He eats sausage biscuits without eggs 😳 & way too many candy bars. Helped me thru anthrax, 9/11, and an idiot college boyfriend. His flaw? He still treats me like a 20 year-old. #day70of365
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
I hate to one-up you but ummm... ✊🏾 🐘
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
“you can call me a prop, you can call me a token, you can call me the N-word, you can question my blackness, you can even call me ‘Uncle Tim.’ Just understand: Your words are no match for my evidence. … The truth of my life disproves your lies.” @politico
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Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
Best. Sticker. Ever.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
9 months
everyone should have a comms director who is always selfie ready in Milwaukee
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
💜
@jkirchnercarr
Joan (Kirchner) Carr
3 years
In a rare display of humanity in DC, @votetimscott stopped a fundraiser for @ChrisCarr_Ga to deliver a prayer for @SenatorIsakson that moved a packed room of lobbyists to tears. 🙏🙏🙏 #gapol @d3casp3r @politicalinsidr
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
9 months
ME: dressed for debate - feeling good, looking good* MINI: no ME: no? MINI: if you wanted to wear that top you should’ve brought a different blazer & sneakers. ME: 🤔 MINI: would normally give grace but it’s our 1st debate. you can’t represent me like that. teen 4 sale
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Today was a good day.
@icecube
Ice Cube
4 years
We gotta give credit to Sen. Tim Scott R-(SC) for moving the needle with the GOP to work with Dems on a real Police Reform Bill.
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Jennifer DeCasper
11 months
✈️ on our way to Philly and @votetimscott getting every person that passes me in my seat to say HBD. 🎂
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
6 months
it’s me. hi.
@LoganDobson
Logan Dobson
6 months
HUGE — extremely exciting to have @d3casp3r joining the team here @TargetedVictory .
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Cotton to Congress? American progress. 🇺🇸✊🏾
@votetimscott
Tim Scott
4 years
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Patrick. He’s my staffer - my fave staffer. He tells super corny jokes, he despises poor spelling, chides tardiness, and he happens to be autistic. His only flaw? He loves the redskins. 😑 #hemakesusbetter #day16of365daysofgratitude
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
I may have sustained an injury during the filming of this video. 🎵
@SenatorTimScott
Tim Scott
5 years
We're moving on up (down) to Hart 104 🎶
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
I’m confused. So, you don’t want the man who has suffered discrimination at the hands of police drafting the bill. I’d wait for you to explain the logic but I’m too busy trying to help with this bill. BRB.
@SenatorTimScott
Tim Scott
4 years
Not surprising the last 24 hours have seen a lot of “token” “boy” or “you’re being used” in my mentions. Let me get this straight...you DON’T want the person who has faced racial profiling by police, been pulled over dozens of times, or been speaking out for YEARS drafting this?
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Secured increased funding for HBCU’s. CJ reform. Heir’s property legislation. Anti-lynching bill. OZ’s. Sickle cell legislation that’s now law. Etc. etc. etc. NOPE. No tokenism here. Just doing the right thing. ✊🏽 via @VoiceOfPeeDee
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Should I tell her? 🤔 “To date, only 10 African Americans have served in the U.S. Senate. Currently, the only African American senators are Sen. Kamala Harris from CA and Sen. Cory Booker from NJ”
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
8 months
yo. what time is it?
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
9 months
*endless taco bell *from softball field to airport *facetime goodnights *conference calls @ dinner *grocery shop @ 11 pm… the mini is a champ for dealing w/ the presidential campaign this summer. glory to God we got to the 1st day of 10th grade w/ clean laundry.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
💙 happy father’s day in heaven, dad. i miss your face. 💙
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Jennifer DeCasper
9 months
debate prep food ready
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
Proud to be on Team Plastic Spoon 🇺🇸
@votetimscott
Tim Scott
1 year
I will never back down in defense of the conservative values that make America exceptional. That's why I'm announcing my exploratory committee for President of the United States. This fight is personal. I want every American to have the same opportunities I had.
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Shay. Our finance ninja. He may not know my name - only calls me Chief. His personal journey is divine. Ask him. His stories have no ending & his jokes are zingers or painfully bad. He uses 18 sugar packets for his drinks. His flaw? He’s a Buckeye. Vomit. 🤢 #day31of365
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
9 months
the squad behind the squad - say hey to my SC children!
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
8 months
HBD to my Comms Director @NathanBrandWA the only guy who doesn’t get annoyed when I ruin his team selfies. 🎈
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
2 years
wouldn’t want to wear a hideously amazing jacket with any other team. 🇺🇸
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
2 years
Andddd the preacher was in the @RJC house today.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
When even the mini knows his obsession with socks. #schoolisclosed #governmentisopen #day30of365daysofgratitude
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
9 months
contrary to the joke about “thoughts and prayers,” we’ll take them all! James 5:16 also open to hopes, dreams, memes, gifs, corny jokes, and the fuel provided by haterz. 🫶🏽
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Thanks daddy-o. 4 making me play w/ injuries. 4 lol’ing when I wrecked the car. 4 loving mom. 4 long drives w/me when a dumb boy hurt me. 4 lol’ing when I wrecked the car again. 4 being my mini’s BFF. 4 CHOOSING 2 be my dad. Most dads can’t choose. #day330
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Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
“Yes, our great strength is diversity. But of a kind & quality needed to help form a more perfect union.” In other words - we like diversity if you stay in your lane & think the way we tell you to. Because that sounds like the OPPOSITE OF DIVERSITY.
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Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
Feels like they said the same thing. Sounds like they said the same thing. Yeah, it’s definitely the same thing. But I bet you some Taco Bell her voicemails don’t sound like ours. 🤬
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
10 months
faith is in fashion. especially with a cornfield backdrop. #iowa
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
I’d bet I wouldn’t be where I am today if my old boss U.S. Senator Wayne Allard hadn’t paid me waaaaay back in the day. 😳 #payyourdanginterns
@payourinterns
Pay Our Interns
3 years
3 years ago we named @SenatorTimScott as one of our congressional champions. The efforts of him and his CoS @d3casp3r on making Congress open to all has, has enabled youth from working-class backgrounds to be part of the legislative process.
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Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
things that make my day: 1.recognition by @sblsc1977 for doing something I love 2.former staff that still call me chief 3.grown folks that still say yasss it’s gonna be a great day today
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Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
One more time. 🇺🇸 #2022
@votetimscott
Tim Scott
3 years
Our nation is at a crossroads. We need leaders who will fight for the American Dream 🇺🇸 I'm running for another term in the United States Senate to move South Carolina and America forward. I humbly ask for your prayers and your support as we begin our campaign. #SCSen
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
One of these things is not like the other. But when we’re talking about opportunity zones I’m cool with that. #day140
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Show your strength in the midst of pain. Show kindness in a time of hurt. Show gratitude on a shortened timeline. Be a Black Panther in a gray world. Be a giver of hope, of life, of love. Be good. Be beauty in ashes. Be like Chadwick Boseman. ✊🏾
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Jennifer DeCasper
6 years
When the boss said we were going to Chicago last minute, I didn’t even flinch. This is who he is. via @RollCall @AlexGangitano
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 months
walking into 2024 with my bestie in Pasadena 🌹. even if we lose, I’m winning.
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@d3casp3r
Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Just flew from CO to DC with a melty peanut butter m&m stuck to my bottom. Just another awesome day in 2020. 💩
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
It’s probably good I don’t have my own socks with my fave expressions on them.
@SenatorTimScott
Tim Scott
4 years
I was so happy to bring some Carolinian common sense to my colleagues this week. Just a reminder to walk the talk with these “Scott Says Socks.” #Hogwash #BlessYourHeart #ScottSays #SockittoMe #SCRocks
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Jennifer DeCasper
3 years
Can you dig it? 🦊
@SenatorTimScott
Tim Scott
3 years
It’s time for our annual staff picture with #TeamScott ’s DC office.   On this ultimate #ThrowBackThursday , we’re throwing it allll the way back to the decades we were born in.
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Jennifer DeCasper
6 years
A Chairwoman. A Congresswoman. A Senior Editor. And a.....congressional staffer. Don’t know who let me on but I feel like I’m winning. @GOPChairwoman @NanHayworth @MZHemingway @GOP #LeadRight
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Jennifer DeCasper
6 years
Today’s selfie is brought to you by teamwork, dreamwork, recess, and good filters. #goteamscott
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Jennifer DeCasper
6 years
Probably won’t shock you to know my last meal in my 30’s was Cap’n Crunch Berries. #halfwayto80 #bye30shello40
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Sean. My Comms Dir., aka the man behind the man. He’s grumpy 34% of the time. Bearded 97% & gets food caught in said beard 13% of the time. Not a fan of hugs, but tolerates mine. And still calls me J-wow 😑. His flaw? Dallas Cowboy tattoos. #day25of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
The mini has a dentist appt but it’s also pj day at school. She’s wearing a🦄 onesie, of course. A waiting mom asks, “does she always wear that in public?” I smile, “yep. Helps hide the fairies🧚🏿‍♀️🧚🏼‍♂️& trolls she talks to every day.” #Ijustbecamemymom #dontmesswithcrazy #day62of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
7 months
I hope that you are proud. And remember 2 Timothy 4:7-8. We’ve fought the good fight and kept the faith. And don’t worry, the world hasn’t seen the last of us. That would just be boring. 😉
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Jennifer DeCasper
6 years
I’ve jumped out of a plane. Picked up a 4 foot snake on my deck. Gotten in between two fighting dogs. Work for a black republican. But just threw 27 rocks at a spider because I can’t handle that type of fear. #lifethreatening
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Jennifer DeCasper
2 years
thankful. really, really thankful. 💜
@votetimscott
Tim Scott
2 years
Thank you, South Carolina! I am humbled to continue serving this great state. We will never back down in this fight for a strong South Carolina and a free America! 🇺🇸
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
Wait. You can see me? Dang.
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Ken Farnaso
4 years
The only person who can rock a camo face mask like that on Capitol Hill is @d3casp3r . Looking like a BOSS, Chief! (📷Shawn Thew)
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Jennifer DeCasper
1 year
Daughter of a teenage girl and a garbage man here. 🙋🏽‍♀️ Yesterdays exception is todays rule.
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Sometimes you run into your former Aussie intern and she’s still not wearing a coat or jumper or whatever Aussies call things that shield you from the elements. #timscottpipeline #day235of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Sold my house in 24 hours this should count as a weeks worth of gratitude posts right? 🏡 #day137of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Juris. Meet Prudence #lawyerjokes . They’ve been through law school, the birth of the mini, a CO to VA move, bad sweaters & doggy costumes, & are the epitome of unconditional love. Their flaw? The worst breath in the history of breath. 😷 #day41of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
2020 what?! So, I was going to admit to the Twitter-verse how I failed in my 365 days of gratitude. But then I realized maybe I failed technically but what I learned in those 365 can never be counted as a loss.
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
1/2 “Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance. Chaos to order. Confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast. A house into a home.” In 2019 I’m unlocking my gratitude. Starting today.
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
In Target & saw a tiny tot in a Cinderella dress. A lady walks up, “Why are you wearing that?? It’s not Halloween.” Tot freezes up. I smile, “nobody’s complaining about your scary witch mask.” Tot giggles. Witch flies off. 🧹 Sorry Jesus but Jenn loves the kids. #day269of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Lila (Lee-Luh) my banking brass. She’s taller than me, smarter than me. I don’t appreciate either. She’s 1/2 Boriqua, 1/2 Korean so I WOULD appreciate Puerto Rican or Korean food but she hasn’t brought me any. Her flaw? She forgot today was her birthday. 😑🎈 #day44of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Meet Ken Sec o’ Press. Part of a Wolfpack🐺, the office go-to for the get-my-good-side pic & at 5’6” can box out anyone who gets 2 close 2 the boss. He snorts, doesn’t laugh. A LOT. Flaw? IG pics are flawless. Which means he had you take 143 clicks of the same pose.🙄 #day93of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
5 years
Lemon pancakes, balloons 🎈, kind words, surprises, flowers, cakes (plural) 😳, queso, salsa, hugs, kisses (not weird), flowers, serenades (more plural) & endless old lady jokes. 👵🏽 All of it sooo lovely. But nothing beats ending my day with hospital jello w/ my dad. #day176of365
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Jennifer DeCasper
4 years
My new hire just started today and I learned he likes Ohio State. 🤮 I feel completely misled by the absence of this important fact on his resume. I feel like I can fire him. No? @UMich 💛💙
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