Sammy (Chief Zombie)
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That one Amanda Young Skye Riley Toni Storm Minthara Baenre obsessed weirdo
25, she/her, 🏳️🌈
Joined May 2018
Losing my mind in the esoteric ruins later if anyone wants to tag along
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Fuck it I’m putting Astarion in my Arospec Shadowheart fic and putting him on the aroace spectrum too. Asexual Astarion
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@eatingcroutons I just think bg3 fans who solely thirst after a character are weird and I value the narrative writing more than sexual appeal or superficial interest. I do judge people who are only sexually motivated by a character and I don’t feel bad about that, some people need to be humbled
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as the funkos, which started this whole discourse, is just a representation of fans who only see him as hot vampire daddy and don’t actually faithfully acknowledge his narrative arc and what makes him a compelling character.
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The crazy thing is that sexualizing Astarion isn’t even the problem. The problem is fans’ seemingly unwillingness to engage with his history and trauma and completely missing the whole point of his story. Astarion being sexualized as a commodity, such
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I wanna find a way to write Minthara shipped with every companion(gender switched for the men) because I loveeee exploring her character’s themes in combination with others’
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If I made a strawpage would you guys talk to me about Minthara
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Does anyone else get uncontrollably itchy everywhere when they’re stressed or do I just have an anxiety disorder
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This is exactly why I got physicals of the haunting of Bly manor and hill house because I KNEW something like this would happen someday
i still can't wrap my head around how shera, the netflix original, is… leaving netflix?
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Shamelessly sneaking a sws lyric into my next fic. Memory loss be damned, Shadowheart still knows the classics
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To this day me and my dad still use the phrase “serving soup” for someone being stabbed from markiplier’s playthrough of the evil within 2
rip the evil within, one of the best horror games ever and i really hate how underrated this game is, totally deserved so much better and third game
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Alexa play Playboy by exo
are there any songs with male moaning
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At this point is it even a headcanon that Minthara is a lesbian? Or is that just accepted as canon because I feel like it should be
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Astarion is an extremely well written character and I think blind hate for him is very stupid
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if you see this, do it! ☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5’3 ☆ zodiac: Scorpio ☆ smoke: nope ☆ tattoos: nope ☆ piercings: nope ☆ fav color: red ☆ fav drink: vanilla iced coffee I am extremely boring
if you see this, do it! ☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5’3 ☆ zodiac: capricorn ☆ smoke: nope ☆ tattoos: 12 ☆ piercings: 5 ☆ fav color: blue 💙 ☆ fav drink: peach iced tea 🫶🏻
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Maybe I should be thankful Minthara doesn’t get a funko pop, she deserves better than to be reduced to boba eyes and Roblox head
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“I thought I had found a home…and a purpose.” I love her so so much you guys don’t understand
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I’m so sorry Astarion. You’ve spent 200 years being sexually exploited only for half your fanbase to also sexually exploit you
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I was playing AC brotherhood earlier and the final ending cutscene kept bugging out on me I don’t think I’ll be able to actually finish it 😭
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