Moving over to bluesky 👋

@systematicls Imagine what happens when there's a reorg and suddenly your boss is a moron who doesn't even unstand what you do. Many such cases.

It worked

I get my new ebike Tuesday 😊

Regardless the more important metric isn’t throughput, but latency. Time to see how consistent the parser is using rdtsc

Rewrote this entirely by hand with the branchless code and showed nearly no improvement :( Turned xmp on and saw a small improvement: 388,982,718 msg/sec Rewrite was necessary for giving me the opportunity to support a particular library though, so not a total loss

“Has someone ever told you that your complexion is that of a twilight vampire?” 💀

1 Bug, $50K+ in bounties: how Zendesk left a backdoor in hundreds of companies #bugbountytips https://t.co/8pkfFsXRWR

Sometimes it’s just the 1 lime changes that have the most impact! Really appreciating the public (at work) praise I got by being user-oriented and significantly reducing another team’s toil with a single line fix :)

https://t.co/18J0ydGtP0

Sending mail / Receiving mail

I can’t know for sure if it was handwritten or not, but this email genuinely made my morning and day :)

Finally able to sleep. See you all in 5 hours 🥴

‘bout to take “disagree and commit” to a whole new level

I need a shock collar that goes off every time I open reddit

I am so exhausted

Starting to replace dependencies on people with chatgpt ngl

Lol fuck it let’s do it

About to block 40 hours off each week as “don’t waste my time”

Farewell to the land of deepdish and malort! 🍕 🥃 👋 ✈️