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@d0nutptr
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Moving over to bluesky ๐Ÿ‘‹
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@GerardSoreaux
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@systematicls Imagine what happens when there's a reorg and suddenly your boss is a moron who doesn't even unstand what you do. Many such cases.
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@d0nutptr
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It worked
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IRS just sent me a letter saying I owe $24k for unreported income in 2022. After looking into this claim, it looks as if the IRS *actually* owes me money. Do I include an UNO reverse card in the response letter?
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@d0nutptr
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I get my new ebike Tuesday ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Regardless the more important metric isnโ€™t throughput, but latency. Time to see how consistent the parser is using rdtsc
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1 year
Rewrote this entirely by hand with the branchless code and showed nearly no improvement :( Turned xmp on and saw a small improvement: 388,982,718 msg/sec Rewrite was necessary for giving me the opportunity to support a particular library though, so not a total loss
@d0nutptr
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1 year
368366634 / 1047 * 1000 = 351,830,596 messages per second :)
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@d0nutptr
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1 year
โ€œHas someone ever told you that your complexion is that of a twilight vampire?โ€ ๐Ÿ’€
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1 year
Sometimes itโ€™s just the 1 lime changes that have the most impact! Really appreciating the public (at work) praise I got by being user-oriented and significantly reducing another teamโ€™s toil with a single line fix :)
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Sending mail / Receiving mail
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1 year
I canโ€™t know for sure if it was handwritten or not, but this email genuinely made my morning and day :)
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@d0nutptr
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Finally able to sleep. See you all in 5 hours ๐Ÿฅด
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@d0nutptr
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โ€˜bout to take โ€œdisagree and commitโ€ to a whole new level
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@d0nutptr
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I need a shock collar that goes off every time I open reddit
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@d0nutptr
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I am so exhausted
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@d0nutptr
d0nut ๐Ÿฆ€
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Starting to replace dependencies on people with chatgpt ngl
@d0nutptr
d0nut ๐Ÿฆ€
1 year
The problem with people you know following your twitter account is that you are naturally far less spicy than you want to be
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@d0nutptr
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1 year
Lol fuck it letโ€™s do it
@d0nutptr
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1 year
About to block 40 hours off each week as โ€œdonโ€™t waste my timeโ€
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@d0nutptr
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About to block 40 hours off each week as โ€œdonโ€™t waste my timeโ€
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@d0nutptr
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Farewell to the land of deepdish and malort! ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฅƒ ๐Ÿ‘‹ โœˆ๏ธ
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