Donovan
@d0n0vaaaan
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I had a coworker tell me he voted for Tr*mp since he thought Kamala was evil. I mentioned that he voted for a convicted felon (34 counts) and he didn’t believe me. I pulled up an article to show him and he just responded with “I didn’t know that”…. That’s why we’re here.
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Idk leaving an afterparty looking sexy and wasted is a win to me.
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Hearing that slap connect with a homophobe like that??? Music to my ears!.
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Y’all conveniently left out the part where Kourtney popped Miss Edna Mode right tf back. Run the clip.
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I was telling my coworkers I’m going to Puerto Vallarta next week and one of them says “just a warning, a lot of LGBT+ go there”…… girl I AM the LGBT+!
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I still think we need to burn this shit to the ground but that’s just me.
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I was at a bowling alley with my coworkers for a team building event and we were all drinking. Why I got a lil buzzed from a few drinks and my straight coworker called me a “two beer queer”
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The lower back pat and grab to pass behind you really be having me stuck like why did you do that.
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Before y’all jump her!! These could’ve been fan-made but several people I know got them too and they’re in different sections.
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My gay ass engaged in some straight talk with the mechanic at this car shop and now my repair is $100 cheaper
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Gum from scratch is crazyyyy you just gotta give her her 10s for that one.
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I’m at this casino-themed holiday party for my j*b and I’m just sitting here amazed bc I didn’t realize we had the money for all this.
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Y’all remember that one tweet that said Beyonce confronted Jay about his cheating and she cut her bangs off in front of him talmbout “so you wanna fuck ugly bitches?” I NEED IT.
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Not the liquor store attendant tried to flirt with me talmbout “let me take you out” how about you take out 50% of my total?
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Making a list of Bey’s “worst” songs the day before her bday is very bold, but putting KITTY KAT on that list? Bold and dumb.
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Nicki was out here rapping on street corners and personally promoting her mixtapes. No radio deals or streaming gimmicks, all MANUAL LABOR. These new girls have it so easy with the current climate of rap.
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Let a DL celebrity hit me up and see how fast I upgrade on you hoes. Bags will be securedT.
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The thought of Halle singing on the Little Mermaid soundtrack. BICTH
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“This hoe really got me on all fours in a aluminum bikini and then she gon’ sit on me and put that nasty ass cookie on my back. ”
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What y’all doing after 11 margaritas? I'm curious bout some.
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I’m seeing pool parties, house parties, club outings. is there a vaccine that I don’t know about?
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