Cynical's Laws (a thread). Cynical's Law 1:. Never try to save the world. It doesn't want saving, and will not thank you for the effort. Cynical's Law 2:. We are not undone by time, we are undone by our habits. Cynical's Law 3:. We all endure, until we don't. The moment of.

RT @1GrahamDaily: “The American Dream”

RT @MattWalshBlog: It’s fitting that these two stories are going viral at the same time. They are very much related. The reason the guy on….

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RT @FightWithMemes: "Hey, sorry we messed you up with that shot we made you get. Can we k!ll you to make it right?". You don't hate them en….

I originally sent this as a reply to a friend, but I think maybe it should go out as a general.

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In repose on catnip, the queen of the jungle surveys the savanna before a quick morning snooze.

Good morning, friends, semi friends, and dead weight, do nothing, strap hangers (looking at you @AGPamBondi). Betty let me sleep until five, a rare thing in my world, so I am ready and energized for my Caturday. Today is chores and more chores, but even that is a kind of.

RT @PlanetOfMemes: They did the meme. 😆

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RT @_RoadToSuccess_: God created the dog and said.

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Good morning, friends, fiends, and the fatuous. It's here, the first day of the House and Senates extended weekend after about five weeks off. Let's hear it for their massive, three day work week! Still no nominees confirmed. Have a good day, you lot. I intend to.

RT @RebelMajority: @SenWarren You’re a fake Indian, but a real cunt.

RT @DschlopesIsBack: JUST IN: Elizabeth Warren argues that $855,000 given to her by Big Pharma was actually just reparations for land that….

Those of you who wish desperately to believe there are "Good Muslims" have not lived among them in their own lands. I get no joy from saying this, but you need to wake up while the cost of repelling the invasion is still relatively small.

RT @DKH013: Facts