If your body relaxes when someone leaves, pay attention.

Christmas shopping at the mall in the 1980s The world you grew up in no longer exists

Hi. For those of you that hate me. Just know I will be going even harder next year in 2026.

90s classic. https://t.co/jfwwcOZLHb

After spending 5 mins trying to get my wife's bra off, I gave up. Wishing I had never put it on now.

The world's oldest Yoga teacher has died age 103. That's quite a stretch.

Toni Schumacher. Won multiple honours at club level. With West Germany, he won the 80 Euros and was in the final of the 82 & 86 World Cup. Known for wiping out and nearly killing Patrick Battiston in the best (or worst) foul of the 20th century.

Tricky, isn't it? Saving for a special occasion. That special occasion is right now. Being alive.

Phil Jackson 80s-00s heavyweight contender. Won his first 25 fights, mainly by knockout. Decent skills. Challenged Lennox Lewis for the title in 1994 and was stopped in 8 rounds. Following that, his career stalled and became a stepping stone for more elite boxers.44-13 record.

#TheSixMillionDollarMan #LeeMajors Here's a breakdown: Original Amount (1973): $6,000,000 Equivalent Value (2025): $43,780,540 Considering the inherent technological difficulties, I believe that something around $6,000,000,000 would be ideal nowadays!

The math says life shouldn't exist, but here you are reading this.

If your hands don't look like you just delivered a baby after eating BBQ ribs, then you're not doing it right.

Breaking wind in the aisle in Asda and walking away undetected is so satisfying.

28 years later. It's a good movie that would have been great without the drawn-out doctor scene and Jimmy Saville power rangers. Fantastic cinematography, though..

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Comeback point away at a difficult ground will do me. MOT.

Someone out there is called Pat Pending and I bet he is very protective about his stuff.

If I gets 10 likes, I consider it 'Gone viral'

Last night, my dog was whining at 2.47am. So let her out in the garden. Got back in bed, more whining so let her up in the bedroom. She settled, farted and then was sick on my carpet. I'm done.