RT @SkyNews: Zoo asks people to donate unwanted pets as food for its predators

If the earth is flat, what's on the other side?.

The old hospital in Whitehall. Derelict. Run down. Bet there's a few ghosts roaming the hallways.

RT @SleepEatScream: The older I get, the more I hate super chatty morning people.

RT @karenab32: Exciting times 😌😌

Lots of tourists were badly re-creating the Beatles album cover. I couldn't be arsed. Just crossed the zebra crossing as normal.

RT @philhaigh_: Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle. People were watching, interested to see how he….

Drinking Ponce ale in Notting Hill.

Records and tapes also matter.

RT @ATRightMovies: SURFER - a 1999 Guinness TV ad directed byJonathan Glazer. One of the greatest ads ever.

Framed bullet hole in the wall.

Join me for a pint in the Blind Beggar. You know the history.

The British museum is huge. Like so huge we only got to look at 1/4 of the exhibits. Need to come here again. I'm so fucking old now enjoying museums.

Walking around Trafalgar Square and seeing Nelsons column and the bronze lions with my own eyes was great. The scene where David tries to get arrested from American werewolf in London was in my head.

The national gallery truly has some classics. It's amazing to stand in front of paintings from 600/700 years ago. However my favourite is whatever this is. I see a UFO fire a laser beam through a wall into some womans head.

Random London things that caught my eye.

Eating mince Börek in Whitechapel. Down London a few nights. If you see me give me a wave.

People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don’t want to talk or give a fuck.