Had 4 of those northern monk pint cans, beyond IPA. 3 have been very volatile and gone crazy on opening. On the 4th can I decided to measure how much I actually got out of the can - just over 350ml. Far below their usual 440 cans and not much more than their multi can packs.

‘Afternoon tea’ is one of the most overrated and overpriced dining experiences

And here’s why everyone’s doing threads … 🧵 ⬇️

Remember Quora?

Going into hibernation here for a while.

Geordie Starmer looks more like Huw Edwards #thelastleg

Airbnb observations: no bread knife��. WTF? (Also anyone be else take their own knives to airbnbs because IKEA knives are absolute dogshite?) Mirrors… a mirror in front of the toilet so I can watch myself piss? A mirror in front of the cooker so I can watch myself cook? Bit odd

What the fuck. People going into McDonald’s and just getting drinks. Missing out biiiiig style!

Which I think I might do anyway!

Solo soho lunch. Any recs? Anything new? Or I’m just going to head back to the incredible Mamapen

Thoughts on people liking their own posts or liking posts they post for their clients. 😬

Anyone up at @BeerChannel Love & beer session this evening?

THIS WINS THE DAY!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with wrong!?

Fred again doing karaoke to his own songs is a bit much

National burger day on Thursday… anyone seen anything sounding tempting?

“We’d like in perpetuity, worldwide rights for marketing, social, PR” . Where’d this shit come from? I blame influencers

One of the only good things about coming back from holiday is getting back to your own kitchen knives.

Yo @McDonaldsUK something up with your bbq sauce. Cambridge services this evening and Doncaster last weekend. Odd fizziness and off flavour.

Time to press X on X and close it down soon I think. It’s just becoming utterly intolerable and vile.