I'm no good at twitter

stale take sure but holy shit is twitter bad. there's just nothing here. it's all slop. and it keeps getting even worse somehow

kind of crazy how often the community notes aren't entirely dogshit. incredible elon hasn't destroyed that yet.

google is dying

skibidi toilet is more interesting than anything the MCU has ever done

The first alpha playtest will happen in a month or so. You can sign up here

if they delay the baby gronk nft again im going to freak out

My wife finds me sitting in the dark, my head in my hands. "What's wrong?" "Everything's going to be different from now on" "What are you talking about. You're scaring me." "AI can now tell you that future episodes of a TV show could be about the characters in that show."

that song's just called sussudio huh? I haven't been like mishearing a thing my whole life? disappointing

when did easter get so woke

https://t.co/gjfvxBrAas

kids these days don't know how to mind their god damned milf-manors

i mean, maybe ai is right, maybe we *should* have more fingers

they keep adding more witchers to this house of dragons show

uh, actually I think you're thinking of jaws' monster

I don't want outer wilds to end

fall guys try guys too many guys imo

next keyboard underway

"snifter" sounds like it should be the name of the go-gurt version of smelling salts

how is one meant to differentiate good from evil, chaos from order with this shit

you still need proof that our world is broken and immoral? look at all the fucked up alignment charts everyone keeps posting