the fuck was I on.

the fuck was I on.

Deleting twitter for a while I use this app too much I gotta unplug contact me on discord if you need me ✌️.

RT @ween1e_hut_jr: This is literally the easiest and fastest way to shit your pants without doing it on purpose.

Crazy finds at the zoo

Kinda can’t believe I’m saying this but this is better than anything an official team could put together.

RT @girond4v1d_: Would you look at that, today, a whole fricking decade ago, the first extreme demon verification and completion was done h….

The horrors of 9/11 blue shifted all scroll bars for several years.

RT @PockyRocy2: speed could make contact with aliens live but nah you niggas would rather watch the "uhuh yeah mmhm this is so true" guy wi….

found him.

Should I go

Pointercrate airlines

I tweeted about this a few weeks ago but my old online friend from like 4 years ago turned out to be best friends irl with my boss at work when they were in high school and I found out after working with my boss for like a year and a half.

modded chinese plants vs zombies clips will save me.

I met my girlfriend at work but she moved to Japan in September and tomorrow after 7 months of long distance she’s finally moving back home and I don’t even know what to do with myself I’m so excited.

bugs 20.

get the lime off those chipotle chips.

My dad just texted me a grok convo he had about a new job I should apply for I can’t do this shit anymore.

RT @codaanim:

shitting just to feel something.