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me when i eat the gogosqueeze that makes you close your left eye
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finding out paloma diamond isn’t a real person omg i love jokes
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in an ideal world albie chooses notre dame over stanford. we meet in moreau freshman year but don’t know each other personally, only eyes at north dining hall and newfs with an occasionally exchanged smile. he is everything to me
Are we EVER going to address the fact that when Portia stalks Albie’s social media in White Lotus it includes a shot of him at Notre Dame?
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walked into my interview this morning and the employer was a tinder match from freshman year oh i think i’m gonna be SICK
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first time i’ve ever had a good id picture and it’s sr year…god has a plan for all of us🙏
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me if posting a story and watching it 500 times after was illegal
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the day that gays win on this campus is when someone hacks into dane shermans google calendar and deletes every event
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how do i tell my advisor that my dream job is to be a webkinz furniture designer…
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never allowed back in north after telling the worker that there was mold everywhere in the cheese bin at the omelette station and she replied with “it’s pepperjack…”
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jus some work i did this semester on food insecurity, queer identity, and toxic men🥸
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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i have a spiritual connection to julia fox, like whatever she feels i feel it’s crazy
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me in 5th grade trying to look like im working on my oregon trail powerpoint when im actually attempting to beat the time tangled island on poptropica in one alloted school day
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waitt this is so romantic😍
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people need to know when to let the bit go
Ryan Gosling has released ‘Ken The EP’ containing four different versions of “I’m Just Ken” from Barbie.
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notice how one side is cute and fun and smiling and the other is like…ok ugly
Yesterday evening over 150 Notre Dame community members prayerfully assembled in front of the DeBartolo Performing Arts Center where a university sanctioned drag show was taking place. Students prayed the rosary and later processed to the Log Chapel for Eucharistic Adoration.
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NEED to be at a backyard grad party tipsy off of 4 lime white claws spooning a plate full of this stuff…yea
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i just started giggling and rubbing my legs together like a cricket
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pretend working at local coffee shop, bravely asking the important questions
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why did no one tell me that pickles on a burger can change your life?!
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successful job interview in chicago, treating myself to an auntie annes pretzel in the train station
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watching gremlins for the first time…i’m like really into this movie…
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the sooner you can accept that tiktoks are funny the sooner you can enjoy your life
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about to walk to urban shift in 7 degree weather…i’m kinda like the marines for girls who wear cheap corset tops
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consuming bagel, coffee, and cigarette while watching merlot get bodied in instagram comments for being a bigot. what a beautiful first day of pride
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gay cousins unionizing against the collective family is so important
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first shift at trader joes and coming home with 5 new tshirts, 2 long sleeve tees, and 2 crewnecks
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someone please help my dad nothing is wrong with him he just wont stop watching tiktoks
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27 hour bender and 1 incorrectly printed color block later and we did it. adobe system crashes you will be dealt with…
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ok now leave her out of this
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everyone getting deferments and losing job offers and i’m still unemployed
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when i pull up to my shift in this…then what
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reminiscing about when i slapped command strips on the back of my dorm tv 4 years ago today��i dropped engineering three weeks later
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mcdonalds diet coke down the front of my freshly steamed white sweater
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me and the 57 yo woman i bartend the weekend brunch shifts with
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rearranged all of the furniture in my bedroom and put my foot through the drywall in the process, may not be getting my security deposit back but the vibes are immaculate now idgaf
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sorry for the lack of tweets i haven’t had a single thought since i got to italy
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old alum didn’t know what a girl boss was, gonna start tailgatekeeping
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get over here you big freak
Jacob Elordi says he was “really excited” when he read that ‘Saltburn’ bathtub scene:
“I was just really excited when I read that scene. Because… you don’t really see things like that in sort of mainstream movies… a lot of the time.”
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productive day working on my portfolio, now baking chicken at 11pm
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woke up at a decent time, put on newly thrifted jeans, and am now driving to the hometown coffee shop to go through my 5873 unread emails…balance is being restored
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not retweeting anything with over 10k likes cause i only support small businesses
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