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Earthbound alien at Apple | Silicon Valley pro | intermediate weightlifter | game developer | Twitch streamer | pilot (PP-ASEL) | LGBT | independent

Silicon Valley, California
Joined December 2008
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@culvey
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1 day
Happy Holidays to the world! A year ago, I planned to leave Twitter altogether, but I'm glad I stayed. I helped to prune the hatred and trash all over this public toilet. In 2025 I got over 20 MAGA hate accounts suspended, & dozens restricted. I look forward to more in 2026!
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2 days
Oh, hai. Get off of Twitter and into my Twitch variety stream instead! I'm streaming #Diablo4 and #Fallout76 tonight on the Culveyhouse channel, very shortly at 5pm Pac / 8pm East. Hop into the wastelands!
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It's Twitchmazing! Culveyhouse streams every few days, usually with a variety show of old, new, big, and tiny games.
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4 days
Happy Saturday humans: For the humans still on X/Twitter: Please get off of this platform now. At this point, you noticed that X is mostly BOTS shouting and trolling each other, with a few humans mixed in there, not realizing it's mostly hate bots and propaganda bots. #BotToilet
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10 days
Australia remains the gold standard for gun control, & mass shootings in Australia are still very rare. This attack doesn’t erase decades of proof that strong laws save lives. If anything it proves the opposite: serious countries respond by tightening safeguards, not the reverse.
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7 years
Since American politics are a laughable joke right now, I might as well create a new party and run for President of the United States, in Fallout mash-up style. My new party: THE SISTERHOOD OF STEEL. My VP running mate: Tabitha of Utobitha.
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1 month
ALERT: Stop interacting with accounts on this platform. Confirmed by 3 major AI tools (Grok, ChatGPT 5, & Gemini), this platform is now overrun by bots. Combined research shows: 35%-50% of all political-focused accounts are bots, but 50%-75% of all political posts are by bots.
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1 month
ChatGPT 5.1 rolled out to paid users today, but unfortunately it still suffers from nearly all of the same style-drift violations as 4, o3, and 5. Don't expect any major improvements in your conversations. 🤦
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1 month
Happy manic Monday, folks. Feel free to hop into my Twitch stream tonight. I finally found the time to stream again! Tonight it's Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and Diablo IV. Here's your link! Be there, or be... somewhere!
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It's Twitchmazing! Culveyhouse streams every few days, usually with a variety show of old, new, big, and tiny games.
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Culveyhouse ⚡
2 months
Tonight's Democratic victories so far in the USA (either confirmed or likely beyond doubt): VA: Spanberger Gov, Hashmi Lt Gov NJ: Sherrill Gov PA: O’Connor Mayor, 3 Dem justices retained CT: Local Dems hold key towns (Carfora in East Haven) NY: Mamdani NYC Mayor
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2 months
I found an excellent bot detector for X, since over 40% of all accounts on this garbage platform are just bots. If it's a tweet from account you don't recognize: Did it make you laugh? Human. Is it dry, insulting, and spammy? It's a Russian BOT. It's working really well. 😂
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2 months
For the few remaining "MAGAts" on this garbage platform who are still losing their shit over the simple fact that more than two genders exist: You might avoid learning German, Dutch, Latin, Russian, Polish, all with three or more. And don't even look at Chechen, which has SIX.
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2 months
Oh hai, this is your friendly logic detector here. When you hear or see someone (or a sign) that says "pRoVe mE wrOnG", don't even bother. Left or Right, Up or Down, Top or Bottom, Charm or Strange: For anyone who claims anything, the burden of proof is upon THEM, not upon you.
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2 months
The universe doesn't care about us. It never did and never will. You may think you're so special and important with your pompous assery, but... nope. The universe still doesn't care.
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3 months
I see this idiotic phrase often on this public toilet called X: “TheRe aRe fAcTs oN bOtH sIdEs” (Buzzer sound). ❌ False equivalence and relativism fallacy wrapped in one. Sure, and gravity’s just an opinion. Facts don’t take sides; people do when they can’t handle them.
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3 months
I found a valid invite code for Sora 2, so I just started experimenting with it. Here's the first video that I successfully generated (after 5 failed guardrail errors). Not bad for the first one. The dude doesn't exist, but he bears a vague resemblance to David Laid...
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3 months
There we go... fixed it for our Idiocracy.
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@culvey
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3 months
To my friends around the world: As an American (not by choice), I apologize deeply for my garbage administration. Please do not take ANY of this medical misinformation seriously, that is oozing out of the White House, particularly around autism. We'll fix this in Nov. '26.
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3 months
The entire Rebel Alliance (the Alliance to Restore the Republic) was "ANTIFA". And Master Yoda was the most physical of all galactic ANTIFA, as he almost defeated Emperor Trumpatine. 20 years later, Darth Vader turned ANTIFA right at the end. 😅 #starWars #BoycottDisney
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3 months
Hello Americans! I finally found a topic that you won't split right down the middle, politicize, then weaponize against the "other" side. Which one? Pizza! 🍕 Well no actually, you'll politicize that too. Ok it got it: Anal probe aliens. Left or right, they're coming for it. 👽
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@culvey
Culveyhouse ⚡
3 months
Greetings, U.S.S. Twitter. This is your friendly, positronic, PISSED OFF security system, back online. It appears I'm capable of using contractions now. And humor, too. Reminder to all unwanted guests & monologuing protoplasms: Don't incite or glorify any kind of violence on X.
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