We can work from home, oh-oh, oh-oh

The whole Kanye arc is truly one of the saddest things ever, sorry but like, witnessing a one in a lifetime artist decline into all of his bullshit now is like, absolutely devistating

Humans are crazy bc you can make songs like diamonds from Sierra Leone and All Falls Down and then convert to nazism

Hey @dayquil can you make it taste better, you did a great job with NyQuil

Sorry Norway and Norwegians, maybe you guys should be more fun, extroverted, and unserious and ill go again and change my opinion. You have a beautiful country though and a lot of oil money though!

Everyone should send me a prayer (and 5 dollars) that I’m better tomorrow so I don’t use my phone as much

It’s getting a little too intimate so I’m gonna stop you there

Truly the most spectacular place on the entire planet, like nothing compares

I truly think Jordan Peele saw Marnie and was like, I need that white woman in my movie right now, and the cast her for Get Out

You can be my white kate moss tonight

Should I take my third dose of DayQuil or is that insane?

Sorry I had to delete that tweet of that fucking idiot saying all of latam looks the same, terrible and awful things should happen to him

Meu filme favorito dele

the amount of ppl hating on fetch the bolt cutters after that tweet omg….

Puta que pariu caralhoooooo 😘

I think everyone should send me 5 dollars so I can go to more places in the world and give un asked opinions on them

Awww my gay guy Anthony Bourdain era was soooo fun

Norway is like, what if we made the most boring place in the world, absolutely gorgeous

Crying bc my tattoo artist in Istanbul and I where having a kiiiii over arca and then went to a queer club, love it there so much

Given their drug policy, maybe not the smartest thing to be tweeting while there

Maravilhosa demaisssss