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Your save point for memes, Satire, & Dark humor. We cover Politics, Entertainment, Sports, and Everything in Between. About Me: IIT Dhanbad, Engineer.
Noida, India
Joined August 2012
Sale ka matlab Middle Class ke liye hota hai, wishlist bhar lo, Cart nahi!. #flipkartgoatsale #Sale.
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हर समय लोकतंत्र मैं रहना सही नहीं है,.बड़े फैसले इसी तरह लिए जाते है, @ECISVEEP आप प्लीज़ मोदी जी के इशारों पर दो चार काम कर डालो, विपक्ष को सीरियसली मत लो।. #BiharElections #Bihar #SIR #ElectionCommissionOfIndia
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Jab plane crash hota hai, to #Boeing clean chit le jata hai, @airindia bhi palla jhaad leta hai. Aur saara dosh sirf pilots par daal diya jata hai. Kya galti sirf cockpit mein thi, ya system bhi crash hai?. Ya kuch chupaya ja raha hai?. #airindiaplanecrash.#AhmedabadPlanCrash
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अजीत डोवाल जी कह रहे हैं ऑपरेशन सिंदूर में भारत का एक कांच भी नहीं टूटा।. @the_hindu ने जो खबर छापी है जिसमें सोल्जर और सिविलियन की शहीद होने की खबर है क्या वह बांग्लादेशी है ? . #OperationSindoor #pahalgamattack
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Samsung Fold 7 just launched: slim, powerful, and folds like your gym motivation. #GalaxyZFold7 #GalaxyZFlip7 #GalaxyUnpaked #iPhone17
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The new Galaxy Z Fold 7 is a masterpiece. ✨ Slimmer than ever.💡 Lighter in hand.⚙️ Powered by a blazing-fast processor. Feels like holding the future in the palm of your hand. Samsung just redefined premium. #GalaxyAI #GalaxyZFold7 #WinZFold7 #Samsung
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Jab aapki rajneeti sirf Hindu Muslim ke jumlon par tiki ho, tab sadak, naali, bijli, paani jaise asli muddon se ‘maza’ chala jaata hai. @KanganaTeam ji aap ye sab ka load mat lo zindagi k maje lo, filmon mai kaam karo. #Kangana #HimachalFloods2025
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Bhai ye sab kya chal raha hai? @grok kon sikha raha hai tumhe ye sab gaali bakna? . Padhai likhai par Dhyan do.
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Dear @SamsungIndia, I promise to unfold its full potential and not drop it. #GalaxyFold7 #GalaxyAI #GalaxyUnpacked
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Bhai Sanskrit sabse superior hai, bas Google Translate ne abhi tak uski shakti nahi samjhi. #HindiVSMarathi.
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So #Samsung Galaxy Fold 7 launching Tomm. ✅ Wider & Slimmer Main Display – more immersive.✅ Snapdragon 8 Gen 3 – flagship-level performance & battery eff. ✅ Refined Hinge Tech – lighter, more durable. ✅ Multi-Tasking Beast – true PC-like prod. #GalaxyAI #GalaxyUnpacked
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In Maharashtra, even jokes need permission slips now. Who knew sarcasm was seditious!. #kunalkamra.
Show-cause notice is your Privilege. Jokes are my Right.
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Manifesting energy is powerful. May your affirmations turn into reality and inspire others to speak life into their journey too. 11:28.
07/07/25 (7/7/7) 11:11 . May….Peaceful, Understanding & Calm Love finds me and stays with me. I attract abundance in all spheres of life. I become a better version of myself with each day.I inspire myself and others to be kind empathetic and compassionate .Everything that.
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Trump be like: If you can’t make a deal, make it expensive!. South Korea walo isse north korea nikal lo. #Japan #SouthKorea #tarrifs
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UAE offering ₹23 lakh Golden Visa to Indians & Bangladeshis. Meanwhile, back home 23 lakh mein sirf shaadi, 2 scooty & ek tent milta hai.
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On the martyrdom day of Captain Vikram Batra, the Kargil War hero and a true embodiment of unmatched courage and unwavering resolve, we pay our heartfelt tribute to the legend who lived by "Yeh Dil Maange More." 🇮🇳. #KargilWar #KargilVijayDiwas #Kargil
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Akash Deep didn’t just debut.he detonated England’s batting order. 🇮🇳. #ENGvsIND #INDvsENG2025 #AkashDeep #IndianCricket #ENGvIND
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