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Your save point for memes, Satire, & Dark humor. We cover Politics, Entertainment, Sports, and Everything in Between. About Me: IIT Dhanbad, Engineer.
Noida, India
Joined August 2012
Samsung Fold 7 just launched: slim, powerful, and folds like your gym motivation. #GalaxyZFold7 #GalaxyZFlip7 #GalaxyUnpaked #iPhone17
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The new Galaxy Z Fold 7 is a masterpiece. ✨ Slimmer than ever.💡 Lighter in hand.⚙️ Powered by a blazing-fast processor. Feels like holding the future in the palm of your hand. Samsung just redefined premium. #GalaxyAI #GalaxyZFold7 #WinZFold7 #Samsung
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Jab aapki rajneeti sirf Hindu Muslim ke jumlon par tiki ho, tab sadak, naali, bijli, paani jaise asli muddon se ‘maza’ chala jaata hai. @KanganaTeam ji aap ye sab ka load mat lo zindagi k maje lo, filmon mai kaam karo. #Kangana #HimachalFloods2025
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Bhai ye sab kya chal raha hai? @grok kon sikha raha hai tumhe ye sab gaali bakna? . Padhai likhai par Dhyan do.
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Dear @SamsungIndia, I promise to unfold its full potential and not drop it. #GalaxyFold7 #GalaxyAI #GalaxyUnpacked
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Bhai Sanskrit sabse superior hai, bas Google Translate ne abhi tak uski shakti nahi samjhi. #HindiVSMarathi.
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So #Samsung Galaxy Fold 7 launching Tomm. ✅ Wider & Slimmer Main Display – more immersive.✅ Snapdragon 8 Gen 3 – flagship-level performance & battery eff. ✅ Refined Hinge Tech – lighter, more durable. ✅ Multi-Tasking Beast – true PC-like prod. #GalaxyAI #GalaxyUnpacked
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In Maharashtra, even jokes need permission slips now. Who knew sarcasm was seditious!. #kunalkamra.
Show-cause notice is your Privilege. Jokes are my Right.
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Manifesting energy is powerful. May your affirmations turn into reality and inspire others to speak life into their journey too. 11:28.
07/07/25 (7/7/7) 11:11 . May….Peaceful, Understanding & Calm Love finds me and stays with me. I attract abundance in all spheres of life. I become a better version of myself with each day.I inspire myself and others to be kind empathetic and compassionate .Everything that.
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Trump be like: If you can’t make a deal, make it expensive!. South Korea walo isse north korea nikal lo. #Japan #SouthKorea #tarrifs
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UAE offering ₹23 lakh Golden Visa to Indians & Bangladeshis. Meanwhile, back home 23 lakh mein sirf shaadi, 2 scooty & ek tent milta hai.
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On the martyrdom day of Captain Vikram Batra, the Kargil War hero and a true embodiment of unmatched courage and unwavering resolve, we pay our heartfelt tribute to the legend who lived by "Yeh Dil Maange More." 🇮🇳. #KargilWar #KargilVijayDiwas #Kargil
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Akash Deep didn’t just debut.he detonated England’s batting order. 🇮🇳. #ENGvsIND #INDvsENG2025 #AkashDeep #IndianCricket #ENGvIND
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क्या अब भी कोई जवाबदेही होगी, या फिर सवाल पूछने का टाइम अभी भी नहीं आया।. #OperationSindoor.#PahalgamTerroristAttack
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🧵 6/6.यह फैसला स्कूल बंद करने के लिए नहीं, शिक्षा को प्रभावी बनाने के लिए है।.छोटे-छोटे स्कूलों को मिलाकर एक मजबूत संस्थान बनाना, जहां बच्चा सीखे, बढ़े और भविष्य गढ़े। इसका विरोध होना गलत है मेरी नजर में, हो सकता है मेरी समझ अभी लिमिटेड हो।. #JusticeForSchoolsChildren.
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