“And they didn’t say two guys and a hound that farts like sewer-garbage. So you’re gonna shut the hell up, or I’m gonna bust you in the mouth so hard, you’ll be eating soup until next fall.”.“Okay, okay. Relax. Jesus.”.“Burt Bacharach.”.“What?”.

And if you say, "but her laugh", or some other stupid shit, you win block of the day.

Watching Kamala Harris last night on Colbert, I got to wondering, as many will, what would the world be like right now if she had won?.Not the U.S., the world. It's kind of stunning.

RT @DisavowTrump20: RETWEET if you are proud to stand with Kamala and Stephen Colbert!

Buttered toast and thou. Simple pleasures.

It’s true, I’m a nepo-baby. My dad was an insurance salesman and alderman of a small town and my mom worked at the drugstore.

Probably should put on some SPF before reading.

Writing myself into the world.

“We will give you a few days to pack up,” he said. “Or?”.“You know what or.”.Nose-guy wanted to spit something out but followed when Mark turned and walked down the sidewalk away from Sam’s house. The streetlight cast a long shadow on the pair. Sam held onto the bat and waited.

I get so tired of "resign" trending. For starters, whoever it's about, they're not going to. And secondly, it's often for some breach of promise or perceived falsehood that is only a confirmation of the poster's political views. Maybe resign from posting.

Introduced a lot of new readers (hopefully) to the series, and hit numero uno this morning.

The Lovely pointed something out in the drugstore. I think I’ve finally cracked the bestseller code.

Walk and talk and ride. Also, no offense to my Swedish friends.

This kid is back.

If you loved me you'd buy me a taco.

France (Mystery):

Canada (under Mystery):

UK:

We're number 2, we try harder. Isn't that how it goes?

Hmmm. Profound times. Probably Toronto.