It's crazy that if Alexander Hamilton had just gone upstate for the summer, he'd still be alive.

"Pickleball is the Jesus of racquet sports. It lowers the bar so all may enter." #overheardatfocus

I cannot express the joy I get from reporting an error in a kindle book.

Seeing two cyber trucks at once has to be a glitch in the matrix.

"who would eat airport lobster?!" #overheardatfocus

"I'm so excited to expense things!" #overheardatfocus

"Hoodies are crazy. It's just like a little pocket for your head that you keep on your back." #overheardatfocus

"I'm so passionate, people call me passion fruit." #overheardatyouthgroup

Can you even imagine anything worse than seeing a cyber truck with antlers?

My car was broken into while I was at the gym last night, so I think the moral of the story is that working out is bad.

The fact that there are political ads still running while I'm watching the election results is egregious.

Remember when we were all putting balsamic vinegar in seltzer and lying to ourselves about it tasting like Coke? Man, the internet really does make us do weird things.

Thank God that Google just notified me that Election Day is coming up. How else would I have known?

My issue with early voting is that now I have to see people post pictures with their I Voted stickers for weeks instead of just for one day.

Today at youth group a kid asked if I was born in 2000 while another one asked what a CD is. So like, am I old or not?

Will I learn from this going forward? Unlikely.

Turns out that if you read all the way through a recipe before making it, you can probably save yourself some dishes by using the appropriately sized bowls from the start. Who knew?

We as a society really don't talk enough about Joe Biden's middle name being Robinette.

The Olympics haven't even started, and I'm already over Snoop Dogg being there.

"Can I say something sinister? I kind of want to go to OB."

"He's like an onion, he has a lot of layers... Also, he makes you cry."