It was leg day, but my shoulders said….

I was actually very happy about this. Gospel vinyls seem to be so hard to come by

The older I get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don't fill me in, i don't want to know anything about anyone

i love people who have fun watching bad movies instead of hating them. like hell yeah lets just enjoy everything

Got back home from a lil 5 day work trip today and my gf is cooking lobster tail, scallops, asparagus and parmesan mashed potatoes. Life is so good fr

Left this at the hotel before checking out and they actually requested money lmaooooo nah, I’m happy they did fr

My gf tryna pimp me out to middle aged rich white women

I really do love being out of town for work. I go do my lil work & afterwards, I find a local record store, maybe try a new restaurant …then go back to my hotel to chill. Wonderful experience fr

Now why would you come into this bathroom while I’m pooping??

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

If i made my salary in the 90s i would be able to afford 2 families. Im sick

Watermelon haters can’t be trusted. You drinking a bunch of water with a burst of sweetness and a CRUNCH. Are you kidding me right now?

But anyway, I just had some Parmesan crusted lamb chops from Longhorn with them good ass brussel sprouts 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Hotel bar now? Or after my shower?

Gat dammit man, why are yall liking and reposting this tweet!? Lmaoooo He was chill and mad cool about it. I apologized to him and he said “no need” & expressed that he loved to talk smack and that it’s his “love language”. White boy aight fr

But in other news, I have an appointment with my therapist in a lil bit after not talking to that lady for two years straight.

I’m working alongside this guy I’ve never worked with before and he was coughing a lil bit. I jokingly said “ew you got the cooties??” He says, “I have a lung disease, I used to be a firefighter”…………….. ok, my apologies fr

I’m just a lil sad today, mane

Someone just asked me what I’m training for because I was drinking a protein shake. I deadass haven’t been to the gym in like 2 months. I’m not training for shit

Pulled up on TSA with Cuts & Slices and fed over 100 workers. Shoutout to them for still showing up for work. Birria Pizza was GOATED. 🔥

Dear Heavenly Father, #thecommunity (derogatory) is still at it. They’ve been talking about labels, gender, presentation and flowers for 18 days straight now. Please make them shut up. Amen

Pets on furniture. You people are not wiping their feet EVERY TIME they come in from outside. You are not wiping their behinds EVERY TIME they poop or pee. That is all over your bed, couch, rug, etc and it's disgusting.