Cryptid Coffee
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☕️ **Cryptid Coffee** — Brewing legendary flavors with a touch of mystery. 🌲👣 Discover bold roasts inspired by cryptids like Sasquatch, Mothman, and more! 🦇
Seattle, WA U.S.A.
Joined February 2025
Beamed down for a "quick recon." Ended up stuck in traffic with a paper cup and planetary regrets. Hot brew, low vibe, still not abducted. #TakeMeToYourBarista #CryptidCoffee #Thursdazed #AlienNeedsCaffeine #EarthSucksButTheCoffeeSlaps #ThursdayMood #AlienProblems #CoffeeTime
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That midweek caffeine crash hits harder when you’re 8 feet tall and covered in fur. Double up the espresso. The forest can wait. 🌲💀 #HumpDay #CryptidCoffee #WednesdayMood #MidweekFog #CaffeineRequired #NeedMoreBeans #Coffee #Wednesdayvibe #Wednesday
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Model Valentina Rueda captures what may be the clearest UFO footage to date—filmed from a commercial flight over the Atlantic. https://t.co/zvUvs2Xl5I
#UFO #UAP #CryptidChronicles #ValentinaRueda #AlienSightings #Disclosure #UFOFootage #WindowSeat #AerialPhenomena
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When even Bigfoot needs that first cup to face the forest... ☕️🌲 Mondays are hard—even for legends. #MondayMood #BigfootNeedsCoffee #SasquatchStruggles #CryptidHumor #CoffeeFirst #LegendaryMornings #DonutLife #MythicalMonday #ForestFuel #CryptidCulture #coffee #CoffeeTalk
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🕯️ Happy Memorial Day from Cryptid Coffee 🇺🇸 Today, we pause to honor the heroes who gave everything. Even legends like Bigfoot stand still in gratitude. Raise your mug in remembrance. ☕👣 #MemorialDay #HonorTheFallen #CryptidCoffee #BigfootSalutes #CoffeeWithRespect
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May 23, 1971 – Fouke, Arkansas: A quiet swamp town. A shadow in the night. A scream in the dark. Witnesses described a 7-foot-tall, red-eyed beast stalking the woods—what would later become known as the Fouke Monster. It reeked. It ran on two legs. It never left. And it
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👣 New Bigfoot Sighting Shakes the Swamps of Michigan! A father-son fishing trip turned legendary when something massive crashed through the reeds near I-75 in Monroe County. Described as gorilla-like, lightning fast, and towering over the marsh grass, this shadow vanished just
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It’s finally Friday. Even the Kraken’s clocked out and grabbed a cup. If you need us—we’re steeped in espresso and refusing responsibility until Monday. ☕ #FinallyFriday #CryptidCoffee #KrakenClockedOut #CoffeeAndCreatures #WeekendEnergy #CaffeinateAndEvacuate #EspressoEscape
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May 22, 1900 – Lewis County, NY: Two men riding home in a buggy encountered a hulking white beast resting in a field. When they lobbed a rock at it (as one does), the creature bolted—leaving behind legend and terror. Locals called it the Copenhagen Devil. We just call it…
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When it’s Thursday afternoon and you’re just trying to finish your work… but the government decides to drop another classified bombshell. 🛸☕ Stay caffeinated. Stay curious. #CryptidCoffee knows what’s in the files 👀 #ThirstyThursday #CryptidCoffee #TopSecretEnergy
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Today In UFO History: May 21, 1953: A craft was recovered in Kingman, Arizona. Bodies were found inside. The site was sealed within hours. No press. No photos. Just silence. Some stories don’t fade - they are buried. https://t.co/OGkWMkdpcB
#coffee #cryptidcoffee #ufotwitter
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185 likes, 4 comments. “Today In UFO History: May 21, 1953: A craft was recovered in Kingman, Arizona. Bodies were found inside. The site was sealed within hours. No press. No photos. Just silence....
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Trying to form a coherent thought before coffee on a Wednesday: 👽🧠➗☕ If aliens can't crack the code without caffeine, what hope do we have? #WednesdayMood #CoffeeLogic #AlienProblems #MidweekFog #CaffeineRequired #CryptidCoffee #CoffeeFirst #BeforeCoffee #UFOHumor
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On this day in 2022: 🛸 May 17, 2022 — The day they stopped pretending. Congress held its first UFO hearing in 50 years. The military admitted to over 400 unexplained aerial encounters. They showed a glowing orb zipping past a Navy jet… and shrugged. No answers. No denials.
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When you’ve barely survived the workweek and society expects you to be cheerful before your second cup. 🙄☕ #SaturdayMood #CryptidCoffee #MothmanNeedsCoffee #WeekendEnergy #IntrovertVibes #CoffeeFirst #SleepyCryptid #ParanormalButPajamaed #coffee #saturdaymorning
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Even Squatch is running on fumes. ☕😵💫 Friday hit like a tree trunk to the shin, and the weekend's hiding in the woods somewhere. 87 tasks. 1 coffee. Let’s do this. 💪👣 #FridayMood #CryptidCoffee #SasquatchSippin #AlmostThere #WeekendWhereYouAt #CoffeeFirst #MythicalMorning
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👽 May 15, 1967 – The sky cracked open in Falcon Lake. Stefan Michalak went out looking for silver and came back burned—literally. Two glowing crafts. A burst of heat. A pattern scorched into his chest that no one could explain. No photos. No wreckage. Just radiation, silence…
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🦋💛 Some families fly under the radar—others under the moonlight. This International Family Day, we celebrate the quiet protectors, the glowing-eyed wanderers, and the little legends who follow in their footsteps (or wingbeats). Whether you're bound by blood, mystery, or
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👣 NEW REPORT: The Yukon Howler Something is screaming in the northern wild—and it’s not a wolf. Massive prints. Bone-chilling howls. No explanation. Read the full report 👉 https://t.co/FxOlc3vI8P
#CryptidChronicles #Bigfoot #YukonHowler #CryptidCoffee #ParanormalNews
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