Johnny Crust 3
@crust29015
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It’s even worse, DanteTheDon. BlackRock owns them. BlackRock owns everything. And everything is a computer.
I’m gonna go out on a ledge and venture to guess private equity got involved 🤔.
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This 96 year old Bear owned diner still serves salmon and grubs the old fashioned way
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I’m hearing Jamie Dimon makes every junior wear these daily to affirm they haven’t taken a PE role.
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Im opening up for this guy at The Cellar on Friday. Tickets are still available.
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I’ve been working on this story for two years and she just tweets it out.
Pickleball was invented by the CIA. There is even a book about it written by the son of one of the guys. Also, you know who was one of the best pickleballers back in the day before pickleball's current meme phase? Bill Gates. As a teenager Bill Gates would play pickleball when
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Isaac Newton died a virgin. So yeah you could say I’m pretty locked in.
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I only care about whether @TommyOKid likes my tweets. Also had a 22 million viewed tweet last week, no big deal.
very easy to tell who’s shitposting trying to get a viral tweet & who does it for the love of the game.
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You: What’s the price of ETH? . This guy: Weather is fake and can’t hurt you.
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Your Crypto News.
@matt_vanswol The climate isnt changing, this is a fake video. Floods dont happen and they most certainly dont hurt or endanger anyone. But it makes my heart happy to see Donny and his family respond in person to wade through fake flood waters to save NPCs from fake weather disasters.
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir.
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Absolutely obliterated my phone just now. Never use a case because I like to live dangerously. Will I learn from this? Not a chance.
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I can’t tell if this is satire or not but bragging about losing all of your friends and making yourself sick for 200k is insane.
to get my $200k/yr job i had to spend 12+ hours a day grinding since i was 19. i lost 90% of my friends, struggled with money for most of that time, worked multiple jobs, and overworked myself to the point of physical illness with multiple hospital visits. this wasn’t luck.
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Then everyone clapped.
Today, a girl stole my Sweetgreen order. She then DM'd me on LinkedIn to apologize, said she enjoyed my salad, and asked if she could make it up. I had to wait an extra 35 min for my lunch to be remade. You inconvenienced me beyond belief. No, I don’t want you to make it up to me.
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