Oh look, another woman. Bent over.

10th of the way through March already

I’m goin to wake up to 0 Drafts 3 automated emails a handful of nice txt msgs on the 1 phone & an annoying 1 or 2 on the other phone AS MUCH TEA AS I WANT (Chai, green, Lemon & Ginger, English Breakfast, Pepperm

Might get into God again (might get into rock climbing)

What do you know about the Trent-Severn Waterway????

Want to thank everybody for comin out & Tweeting tonight *applause* it’s uh lol it’s not an easy time for anybody especially me bc I don’t like when there’s bad news in the world ykwim

Found a new <200 Follower genius & Im keepin them to myself this time

In the world’s most comfortable sweats (0 hint of a bulge)

Back on my bullshit (Peppermint Tea)

Look at me limiting who can Reply *jerkoff motion*

Hey [Menacing]

Doin the hook gimmick & movin my finger along to the openin bass of Bush - Comedown

“Do you want to be half my age + 7 for an hour????”

Not a Hatfield or a McCoy but a secret uuuuhhhh a secret lol FUCK *snaps fingers* what’s the fuckin line????

*clingin to each other while scrollin through crushkillcrush*

“So why the fuck can’t I use ‘bop’ as a noun????”

My intention is to slam a few buckets then wake up tmrw & once again dictate the pace (could be any pace)

DM yourself

I’ve never been less of a DMer than I am rn & I’ve never felt better

Imagine me bein a Rent A Cop at the dwntwn Bus Term, havin sex in my office, gettin charged for hittin guys with a pipe, havin too much shit in my hair, not eatin vegetables outside of the wraps I got on some uni chick’s caf deal (they put sprouts in them), carpeted apt no vacuum