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(A-) Husband to an Amazing Wife, (B+) Dad (D+) Christian, (C-) Poker Player, (D+) Sports Bettor, (C) Fitness, 6.3 hdc Golfer, (F) Politics, I’m Blessed Y’all

Houston Texas
Joined January 2011
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@crogers_htown
Kody
2 years
You know what…. I will
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@crogers_htown
Kody
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Our new lil 4th grader made the school districts Facebook page… . We’re proud parents 🙄
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Kody
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Weeks like these remind me why I never quit drinking . I’m about to have my first after work roadie in years.
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@crogers_htown
Kody
23 hours
I just learned that I’m a “Single Trump”.
@JenniferSey
Jennifer Sey
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“I’ve had it with white people that triple Trumped that have the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant.”. If I single trumped can I still have a burrito?. Who is this person and why does she seem to be everywhere?.
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Kody
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My Wife has a plastic goose in our front yard named Gabby that she dresses for the season, holidays and special occasions. This is her first day of school outfit 🙄
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Kody
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RT @justinamash: Politics manages to transform almost everyone into the thing they claimed to despise.
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Kody
4 days
My first time to @panerabread was because a customer requested lunch there. I was kind of excited cause I like a good sandwich. Hell… I like plain ole good bread lol and I’d seen about 374 Panera commercials by then. The sandwich sucked, the sandwich bread sucked and I was.
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Kody
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He doesn’t chunk the deuce correctly but he’s learning…
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@crogers_htown
Kody
5 days
Taking the family to all you can eat Korean BBQ to celebrate the end of summer. Just put on my stretchy pants….
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Kody
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Taking the family to all you can eat Korean BBQ to celebrate the end of summer. Just put on my stretchy pants….
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Kody
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@shawntifying
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11 days
Men are naturally selfish and that’s why nothing holds them back, not love, not marriage, not kids, not family! Nothing! That’s selfishness is what I want us to learn my dear ladies, please be selfish and stay selfish.
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These are keeping me alive
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Kody
6 days
I drank about 23 Miller Lites (rough estimate but not exaggerated) yesterday between golf and poker and I didn’t eat food all day. Just forgot. It’s 95 deg outside but it feels like 108… if not hotter here in SE Texas… and I just ran a 6:53 mile. 😬. I actually had to sit.
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Kody
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My kids have been begging to go to Dairy Queen for weeks. No clue why. It’s out of nowhere. But they’re obsessed about trying a blizzard. $53 later and they’re getting the full DQ experience. I don’t eat a lot of fast food. What has happened to food prices??.
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Kody
8 days
Broke containment
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Kody
8 days
I literally voted for this with very low expectations of it actually happening. This is HUGE.
@avidseries
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This is an atom bomb going off. This is what's needed if we're ever going to end racism in college admissions. I've been arguing for something like this as long as I can remember, but, honestly, I never thought it would actually happen. Why is this such a big deal? Because for.
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Kody
8 days
I’m literally the opposite of this guy. Lol . This is extremely impressive and I have major guilt about my lack of curiosity.
@Manhattva
Dr Manhattva
9 days
I admire this guy so much. King of the sidequest.
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Kody
9 days
We watched 3:10 to Yuma tonight. Great movie. But I have to say… The ridiculous amount of gunfire was off putting. Those 6 shooters were treated like 37 shooters.
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Kody
9 days
I proposed to my Wife with a 9 carat fake ring that I got off EBay. It cost $43 + shipping. We already had our finances together (even before engagement 😬) so I couldn’t buy something without her seeing. We’ve been married for 15 years.
@sarahcstock
Sarah Stock ✟
12 days
I won
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Kody
10 days
Legit epic. Should be national news.
@wil_da_beast630
Wilfred Reilly
10 days
Not a joke: "Big Balls" fought off eight hood Black dudes who were attacking a young woman. @elonmusk - what's the reward here?.
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Kody
10 days
Build a statue…. I’m dead serious. Kid’s a legit HERO. The fatigue is real.
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