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Phillip Sura

@crocwearer3

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Science Prof. @FloridaState

Florida City, FL
Joined February 2021
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@crocwearer3
Phillip Sura
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I like to binge drink and hit my roommate
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Hoop earrings are the shittiest thing and women think they look good with them
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@crocwearer3
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If your farts are loud, you have a tight butt
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brick
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@crocwearer3 phillip aura
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@crocwearer3 you ain’t like my tweet but i just had to check, ur cool 💯
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@crocwearer3
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Heart of Iron IV
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@crocwearer3
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My favorite thing is to check what the people who like my tweets look like
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@crocwearer3
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I sneeze all over my food to make sure no one else eats it
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This a Honda civic don’t slam the door
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I measure my penis every night in case he hits a growth spurt
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@crocwearer3
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I’m legit a loser but at least I’m not bigjustice
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@crocwearer3
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I’m just playing video games and jacking off while people get mad me
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@crocwearer3
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I don’t like when fat people talk about their sex life
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@crocwearer3
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It’s like Mexicans are born with work boots and a hand held cooler
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Yordaddybaum 💯#LFGA
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@crocwearer3 There is a socially stunted chudette somewhere out there for you big dawg
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@crocwearer3
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I like that you only eat one meal a day
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@crocwearer3
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I didn’t have a girlfriend in high school so now I’ll be a socially stunted chud for the rest of my life
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@crocwearer3
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Eating good rice
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Mexicans fuck with me cause we have similar interests
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@crocwearer3
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I hate when older people open their mouth
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There’s not enough naked women on social media
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