Phillip Sura
@crocwearer3
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Science Prof. @FloridaState
Florida City, FL
Joined February 2021
Hoop earrings are the shittiest thing and women think they look good with them
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My favorite thing is to check what the people who like my tweets look like
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I measure my penis every night in case he hits a growth spurt
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I’m just playing video games and jacking off while people get mad me
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It’s like Mexicans are born with work boots and a hand held cooler
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@crocwearer3 There is a socially stunted chudette somewhere out there for you big dawg
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I didn’t have a girlfriend in high school so now I’ll be a socially stunted chud for the rest of my life
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