Captain Ali Hancock
@crochetninja
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I'm not here. https://t.co/GVsuBUHD5K
Joined February 2009
Wrote some things for @DMsAreOpenBBC , but since this one didn't get in and I'm starting out voice acting I thought I'd record it myself :) https://t.co/AwngOkfl6X
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Roll up for some hysterical historical fun at Ministry of Absurdism comedy night at @elysiumgallery Swansea!
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I'm irritated that 'brooch' is spelled 'brooch' and isn't spelled 'broach'. How are you?
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Doing a full run of not being at Edinburgh Fringe this year! (although this time I'm writing a sitcom involving gamers and Welsh folklore)
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The first part of this is tonight over on
Great news Actual Play fans! Our game of @thornygames' Dialect went so well we ended up generating 2 episodes worth of content for it! Join @maddyisabstract @ThirdVaultYarns, @TAYvanbiljon, @samsighs and Ben from @CrudestSwords for part 1 on July 19th!
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Made a dip butty* because it's important to know your roots, but made it with multigrain bread because I'm gentrified. *where you half fry bread in the pan after making bacon
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I once saw a terribly performed version of a Sondheim musical about people who have tried to assassinate presidents. Does this mean it can have another tune and I can watch it performed not by tone-deaf students, please?
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The traditional way to measure humidity is by how flat your fluffiest guinea pigs is today. (She is lying with her head towards us but tucked in, btw. It's not always clear which way round Mash goes)
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Bought a book entirely on cover artwork. I have no idea what is happening here. This is the future liberals want
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I mean, this lasagne I'm making looks pretty good, but I don't know if it warrants the red arrows flyby. Are they being sarcastic?
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Results good, but why can I not see them rendered in a 3D downing street or represented by the number of mice caught by Larry or as a percentage of a pineapple on fire? This used to be a real country. At least we know what Starmer needs to fix first.
I am unironically excited for the election night graphics!
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Excellent election coverage this year: https://t.co/CEg1vl20cl
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If you're in the UK, the perfect thing to wind down after our hectic day of democracy(?) some live antics from Team Alpha from 8:00 this evening. Elsewhere in the world, perhaps you have your own politics to escape from? We're here to help:
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