posting this for posterity since this whole clip does not exist anywhere but reddit for some reason

I think having a garage to park in this winter might have cured my seasonal depression

🚨Leaked docs about the ICE-led deployment to Minneapolis:

there's really nothing adequate you can say without also losing your account

Man, 250 years right on the nose is wild

Adopted a cat recently and I can’t tell you how much I missed hearing a random clatter in the house and muttering “what the fuck was that” to myself

just putting here my prediction that the APA, the MLA, and all them other academia MFs might eventually phase out the em dash because of how firmly associated it is with chatgpt now

New Bonnaroo lineup is giving recession indicator af

Pete Hagueseth amirite guys

If you spend more than 5 minutes shopping at the dispensary, get a fucking grip. You don’t need to smell every 30% flower in the fucking case. Just buy something!!!!

Watching Dakota Fanning in something for the first time ever and I had no idea how bad she is at acting

My only takeaway from the new Epstein emails is that you really can be rich as shit and still be a hunt-and-peck type ass, borderline illiterate ass mf

Replaced phone scrolls with Elder Scrolls in the evenings lately and it’s sadly been doing wonders for my blood pressure and mental health

D’Angelo nnnnoooooooo

Me: hey siri did the lions win last night Siri: the lions were beat by the Kansas City chiefs Me: nooooo Siri: ok, here’s what I found (displays a link to a Meghan trainor song called NO)

Tried to reroute and now I’m stuck in MSU tailgating hell

Left early for an appointment so I wouldn’t get stuck at a train and now I’m stuck at an intersection waiting for hundreds of marathon runners to cross

ngl Wisconsin has the hardest license plate in the game aside from New Mexico

I’m seeing people on the TL putting taylor swift posts on public but pro Palestine posts on close friends

Just heard an ad on the radio for Tide pods and their angle was “stop wasting money on liquid detergents that are mostly made of water“ My brother in christ, YOU produce the liquid detergents that are mostly made of water