So You’re Tired of Swimming In Vomit A guide to switching from Twitter to BlueSky https://t.co/urU4F4PlIe

Guidelines for Hollywood directors: 1. Your movie is 30 minutes too long. 2. Number your sequels. Don't make me Google if a Planet of the Apes dawns before it rises. 3. Put bloopers in credits. Think you’re better than Cannonball Run? You’re not. 4. Seriously, lose half an hour.

It’s so much more fun on Bluesky. #AUSvIND

A suggestion - the official / media / cricketer accounts on Twitter will get on board Bluesky quicker if a bunch of us @ them and ask them to join our #BlueXit #GreatXscape 🏏 #cricket

How good are turtles? @davidwarner31

Just popping in here to confirm the cricket community is HUMMING over on Bluesky. Dozens joining daily. Come over! #cricket #AUSvPAK #AUSvIND #NZvENG #WBBL10 #BBL14

Free autographs for anybody who buys my books (which are now back in stock at my online store!) https://t.co/EmmSlViOGh

My new book, like an England batter on a turning track, is OUT NOW! Last year's book sold out, so don't fall into the trap of the dilly-dallying dullards who missed out last time around. Grab your copy early and grab it often. https://t.co/PuJUqAbpHQ

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: • Volini Maxx! • The suddenly very funny T20 World Cup • Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer • Plus, another thrilling Muller Award https://t.co/kkisT3zFMb

I was supposed to do an unboxing video of my new book, Australian Cricket's Best of the Best. But I messed that up, so I'm doing a reboxing video instead and you can all just reverse the video. (Then go preorder the book at https://t.co/EO4znrFIuT)

Okay, the word's out. I have a new book, Australian Cricket's Best of the Best, out at the end of October. Look how happy Pat Cummins is to be on the cover! In this link, I explain what the book's all about. https://t.co/YeiE0x6LSt

We continue our look at the 8th best Hitchcock movie according to our listeners, by comparing Hitchcock's Notorious to the Oscar's Best Picture of the same year, The Best Years of Our Lives. https://t.co/XWoHz51WHa

We’re going to lose another day’s play removing the covers. #INDvBAN

New episode. Topics include: • Celebration showdown: Ian Healy v Adam Gilchrist • Australia's white ball UK holiday • Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer, featuring a game of They're Not All Squirrels • Plus, another thrilling Muller Award https://t.co/bCkCjXse2l

Not even two minutes into this and I hear @Cricketbatcat ask if Woolies Cricket Blast is an alternative for #TheHundred 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We are at Lord's as @guerillacricket take you to day 3 of the second #ENGvSL Test, with @Cricketbatcat, @thehoffbear & @messyjez . Listen LIVE now at https://t.co/wq0NTbgLIi or watch us at

Pros for immediately crowning Raygun as our Queen: 1. Makes us sound like a spacefaring nation 2. Can single-handedly intimidate our enemies into submission 3. Entertains our allies 4. Rallies all Australians for a better and more breakdancing future Cons: N/A #Olympics

How would Mark Waugh go in an Olympic diving competition? @Cricketbatcat and I explore this and other relevant cricketing matters in our latest podcast episode.

I’ve been made to watch the skateboarding by @cricketbatcat and every single contestant so far has fallen off on the first jump. Hilarious sport. Several million out of ten. #Olympics

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include: • Shafali Verma's Test double century • Guinness v Alcopops • Trying to remember the T20 World Cup • Plus, another thrilling Muller Award https://t.co/BuuoFQ2OEL