Just noticed Fan Fiction Showdown, The Cry of Mann, and The Call of Warr are off Adult Swim's site. Making experimental stupid website shows has been a big portion of my life and I regret none of it! V grateful to fans who archived a lot of it on youtube over the years :)
@VitaCoco
Thank you VitaCoco. So far your support through this breakup and transition time in my life has been unflagging ... the only room for improvement would be if... a whole case... of your support... were to show up. I think my neighbor would respect me then.
me watching the phrase "believe women" morph from a way to lift up extraordinarily brave and vulnerable people reporting sexual assault into a phrase establishment feminists use to shut down people questioning the claims of powerful politicians
Once I had a crush on a girl at Girl Scout camp and I said to her “I wish there was a machine that would show your soul on the outside of your body” and she said
“There is! A t-shirt with a slogan!” and I still think about her every day.
Finally reading Dracula and love it but it's making me real jumpy!
Like oh a noise downstairs, must be Dracula.
Oh a man hovering outside my window, must be Dracula.
Oh I'm tired and have 2 small wounds on my throat, must be Dracula.
lol I'm such a scaredy cat!
Recently learned there’s a popular video game where beloved childrens characters fight or - in youth slang - “smash” each other. Brother against brother. I try to stay positive but sometimes this world really does get me down tbh.
We chase the wrong dreams.
I thought I wanted a career, fame... Instead my cat got a piece of paper stuck to her asshole and I realize nothing will ever, ever make me happier
I cultivate *positivity* in every situation.
P oo jokes
O nly poo jokes
S hit jokes
I ntestines poo poo
T ime to poop
I nternal shit
V ital organs make poop
I nside you is poop always
T ee hee - caca
Y es I only talk poo
this is exactly why he's the best batman. even on his morning coffee run you can tell that this man is hearing the echoey thuds of each of his mother's pearls hitting the pavement in that dark alley...
What if
instead of an addictive app for small doses of attention??
there was an app that gave us
unconditional love?.
And it has arms!!
REAL arms and some legs.
Its stomach is warm and soft.
It smells like maple sugar.
Mama. Mama! Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Now available on googl
A year ago today
@VeraDrew22
asked if she could kiss me and the rest, as they say, is history… thanks for showing this old curmudgeon what a heart is for ❤️
I suck* dick**
*want you to know this tweet is actually about appreciating the small things in life.
** Like a sunset or like when there’s a really big rock in the middle of the woods and you’re like how did that really big rock get all the way here.
OMG crying 😭
If u had told me, a humble 18th century American street urchin, that today I would not only meet my idol, Julie Andrews, but also would sing a duet with her I would have called you crazy but...
Things I don't like whistling at me
-men on street
-chipper songs in Instagram ads
Things I do like whistling at me
-tea kettles
-the "s" sounds of toothless old timers telling me where I can find gold if I'm fool enough to try
TWILIGHT TOOK THE VAMPIRE, AN INHERENTLY QUEER-CODED MONSTER, AND APPLIED ITS TROPES TO THE STRAIGHTEST POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP, THUS ALLOWING HETEROSEXUAL READERS THE FANTASY OF QUEER DANGER WITHOUT THE ACTUAL THREAT OF HARM THAT QUEER BODIES FACE WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN LOCA
@MartinOMalley
Better question - How did Baltimore fall for the scam of electing you mayor thinking you cared about the city, only to have you terrorize Black residents with police brutality as a springboard to the Governor's mansion?
Acting lesson -
Hi :)
Hi :(
Hi...
Hi!
Hi?
The hollywood elite will probably kill me for teaching you these insider tricks but u should know that acting is never hard and if someone says it is they're lying.
Ya know if I wrote the lyrics "Splish splash, I was taking a bath" I don't think I'd have the courage to put them out there. I guess I should believe in myself more.
My short film Some Day All This Will Be Yours will be playing at the Champs-Élysées film festival in Paris!!! Shot in my childhood home, this film is deeply personal and deeply weird, and I’m so thrilled it has a home at this fest.
YES girl, I’m into prog.
Prog rock
Rock of prog
Of progressive rock
Go prog rock!!
I’d like to explain this joke. 'Yes' is a famous prog rock band and prog is known for iterating on the same idea for a while. I'm using a meme format where you spell something out to make a joke.
Never
Never ever
I mean NEVER
Never ever ever ever
Never ever ever
Never
Interrupt someone
During the cut scene of a video game
Keep learning keep smiling
Love y’all
Happy 2020
We’re taught that Brain is the genius (“one is a genius”), and that Pinky is insane (“the other’s insane”).
I hold that the opposite is more likely.
Shakespeare’s Lear teaches that often it is not a king, but a humble fool, who speaks truth, and what’s truth but a form of geniu
I love getting my period because it makes me feel in tune with the rhythms of the earth!
The earth, blind to justice, that buries villages in boiling lava.
The earth, where sleeping fauns are grasped by cruel talons and devoured.
Yes. Yes. It courses through me.
Earth.
I cried a bit when I posted this, but then I felt so happy- because how lucky to have been able to work with people I admire and love more than anyone in the world, and how even more lucky to be able change when we need to. Also I still see these goobers like every day so it’s ok
Hello friends! Wham City Comedy is going on indefinite hiatus.
We created this group 12 years ago and we are so grateful to everyone who came to any show, talked to us, or watched our videos. We still like each other a lot and are definitely NOT dead if anyone asks. ❤
No vampire has all three -
1. Queer energy
2. Courtly manners
3. Intuitive understanding that it’s not that manufacturing jobs are inherently good, it’s that they were unionized and any other economic sector can offer the same benefits
Once I had a crush on a girl at Girl Scout camp and I said to her “I wish there was a machine that would show your soul on the outside of your body” and she said
“There is! A t-shirt with a slogan!” and I still think about her every day.
🌈 so
@Outfest
just laid off many staff with no warning. insurance terminated with two days notice. Days after they announced they were unionizing. Once we finish beating the AMPTP can we go after the corporate non profits who hide greed behind rainbow flags???
TRAILER FOR DIRT NIGHT EPISODE 1
Dirt night is my new episodic soap opera. I make it alone with sticks in my backyard. It’s inspired by being an only child who played alone with sticks a lot in my backyard.
New episodes monthly on
i'm tired of being ashamed of my own sexuality, hiding it away for fear of ridicule or fear of reinforcing a culture obsessed with sex in all the wrong ways - so I'm just gonna say it loud and proud - I want to fuck Maureen O'Hara's mom character from the original Parent Trap
1999 teen movie - will this mousy girl find love?
2019 teen movie - one of these teens has a debilitating illness SO SAD it’s illegal to talk about so they can’t look at their BF or leave their room or they will literally die and their mom will go to jail. Will they find love?