Mr. Craniel
@cranjerryd
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Musician, sorghumist, storyteller, apprentice. Living the extrovert's dream. My 9th goal is to use Twitter very strangely. 547
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Joined August 2020
thinking about banning people from milking cows. no more dairy
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how to never have awkward silence in your conversations: scream like an ostrich whenever the pause starts getting too long
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I've reached the point that a candle in the window makes me very very happy (granted, it's a fake candle, but that's okay because then my brain doesn't have to worry about the room catching fire)
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why did a corn chip tear open the roof of my mouth. that's it, no more corn products. corn is banned
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my adhd involves me uploading my own audiobooks to bandcamp while i write the second installment in my novella trilogy while a conspiracy theory commentary video plays in the background, all while my head feels like it's going to explode due to illness
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